Tips from the experienced

[FartinMowler]

So one day my buddy Dave and I are in the front room of this guy we knew, Robs house. Rob's house was a two level home that was a rental and Rob was the brother of Keith a Bass player dude.

So to get to the story, Robs new girl friend was a really skanky blonde girl, who would do the 20 minute work out as Dave and I would watch in awe as she would spread her legs... and then this one time out of the blue she popped up to look out the front window and said "Oooh he's a young stud".

The next day Rob asked for a ride in my car down town and I obliged and as we drove he looked sullen and pulled out a tube of cream and say's " Fuck dude, I need to put this cream on my dick for crabs"

Now I didn't really know what crabs where at that time and after his explanation I looked at him and said... " She was hot though" and he said " Fucking right" ...

Rob proceeded to put his hand on his crotch and scratched for a while... I never sat in the passenger seat of my car again. :/