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| Jan 11th, 2004 08:41 PM | ||
| Command Prompt | Clearly opposites don't attract, otherwise I would see extremely hot girls dating guys that look like George Castanza. | |
| Jan 11th, 2004 06:19 PM | ||
| ProfessorCool |
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| Jan 11th, 2004 04:09 PM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch |
OR YOU CAN OFFER TO FIX HER CAR BUT SHE HAS TO MAKE YOU REALLY POPULAR IN SCHOOL, BUT SHE REALLY FALLS FOR YOU.  YOU ALSO HAVE TO BE NICK CANNON. 
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| Jan 11th, 2004 03:00 PM | ||
| Command Prompt |
Allright dawg welcome to the PLD (pimp legion of doom) lol You gots the magic stick
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| Jan 11th, 2004 03:23 AM | ||
| camacazio | I have decided to take your advice and I have just finished fucking a hot super model. | |
| Jan 10th, 2004 11:36 PM | ||
| Command Prompt |
For FUCKS sake every second post on here is "DUHHH THERES THIS GIRL I LIKE AND I DON'T KNOW IF SHE LIKES ME WHAT SHOULD I DO FELLAS I AM SHY" Here's what you do. Walk up to her and offer her money if she goes out on a date with you. Make sure you are talking really nervously and stutter alot when you talk. When you ask her and make sure to stare at her body alot. Chicks totally hate it when you make eye contact. Complement her on her "sweet can." If you are still not and jail and on an actual date with her take her to Burger King and then to the second run theatre. No one likes some asshole whos all about spending. And don't bother with a car, just take her on the bus. That way you can show her off. If she's still not impressed do your "beavis" impression. Chicks love it. Make lots of comments about how "rape victims totally ask for it for the most part" and "fuck rights, abortion should be the law" Talk ALL the time and if she starts talking interupt her and tell her she's stupid and if that doesn't work stare at other women or hum loudly until she stops talking. Then tell her about your bitch last girlfriend, or how you totally want to kill your mom, you are so sick of living with her or tell her some dead baby jokes, chicks LOVE those. Oh yeah, make sure she pays for EVERYTHING on the date, you're a fucking PIMP and you don't love da ho's. Tell her that too she will laugh. Now its time to tap that ass. Take her back to your place. Don't mind that you're in the same room you've been in since you were 12. Fuck the star wars posters on the wall. Or the gamepro magazines on the floor. Or the twin bed with NFL helmet sheets. Your a pimp, remember stud. Start the mood by putting on "Dido" mp3s on your computer. Or maybe some Eminem. Girls think hes hot and shit. Start giving her a massage. Make sure you are real clumbsy and inept and touch her butt alot. Then fumble up her shirt and try to undo her bra, just like when you were 14 at summer camp dude. Pimp since birth mother fucker. She loves it man, and she wants it bad. Give it to her, but make sure your mom doesn't hear, she is right down the hall. Thats how you mack the girls dawg. Trust me I am a pro 
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| Jan 9th, 2004 01:03 AM | ||
| Sam |
Everytime I see the  emoticon used, I think back to Wang, and all the magic he used to bring to these boards. Every one of his posts were like a magic ray of sunshine. But alas... it wasn't meant to be, and he soon departed.NEVAH 4GET WANG. And now I present to you... the fine folks of I-Mockery Loveline forum, to honor our old friend... CINDERELLA!!!  I can't tell ya baby what went wrong I can't make you feel what you felt so long ago I'll let it show I can't give you back what's been hurt Heartaches come and go and all that's left are the words I can't let go If we take some time to think it over baby Take some time, let me know If you really want to go Don't know what you got till it's gone Don't know what it is i did so wrong Now i know what i got It's just this song And it ain't easy to get back Takes so long I can't feel the things that cause you pain I can't clear my heart of your love it falls like rain Ain't the same I hear you calling far away Tearing through my soul i just can't take another day Who's to blame If we take some time to think it over baby Take some time let me know If you really wanna go Don't know what you got till it's gone Don't know what it is i did so wrong Now i know what i got It's just this song And it ain't easy to get back Takes so long Do you wanna see me beggin' baby Can't you give me just one more day Can't you see my heart's been draggin' lately I've been lookin' for the words to say Don't know what you got till it's gone Don't know what it is i did so wrong Now i know what i got It's just this song And it ain't easy to get back Takes so long Don't know what you got till it's gone no Don't know what it is i did so wrong Now i know what i got It's just this song And it ain't easy to get back Takes so long 
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| Jan 9th, 2004 12:53 AM | ||
| MisSFiT |
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| Jan 9th, 2004 12:11 AM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch |
OKAY, NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I WILL PUSH YOU DOWN THE STAIRS EVEN THOUGH I DON'T THINK YOU'RE THAT CUTE. 
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| Jan 8th, 2004 10:54 PM | ||
| MisSFiT |
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Yes, you are exactly right. You must be popular with the ladies. |
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| Jan 8th, 2004 10:33 PM | ||
| AChimp |
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| Jan 8th, 2004 10:05 PM | ||
| Rongi | CAPN CRUNCH | |
| Jan 8th, 2004 10:02 PM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch | YOU SHOULD PUSH HER DOWN THE STEPS AS SHE GOES DOWN TO HER 4TH PERIOD CLASS. SHE'LL WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU THEN, I PROMISE. GIRLS LOVE MEN WHO PUSH OTHER GIRLS DOWN THE STEPS. AND ANOTHER THING, YOU SHOULD TAKE HER PUDDING AT LUNCH BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T NEED THAT MUCH MORE PUDDING, BECAUSE SHE IS ALREADY THICK ENOUGH, AM I RIGHT LADIES? | |
| Jan 8th, 2004 09:09 PM | ||
| Jason |
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| Jan 8th, 2004 09:04 PM | ||
| Gurlugon | No wonder. Opposites attract, man. | |
| Jan 8th, 2004 08:59 PM | ||
| Jason |
I decided i had to just ask I got shut down. So yeah this thread can be closed. |
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| Jan 8th, 2004 08:39 PM | ||
| Jason |
A Problem Alright here goes my problem: Ok there is this girl that I've wanted to go out with for 2 years...and from what I've heard this year she was thinking about asking me out (her best friend and I talk). So I'm like 'this is good, right?). But than later I hear something else... 1. Her ex is bugging her and constantly trying to get back together with her...and my fear is that eventually she wont be able to tell him no any longer. 2. She is, I guess, almost obssessed with this kid that hates her. But he flat out doesn't like her. 3. Than there is me, who apparently she wants to go out with..but won't say anything because of reasons 1 and 2. 4. So what I've been told from her best friend is that in order for her and I to hook up is for me to ask her out..so that isn't the hardest thing in the world.... 5. Ok two weeks after I was told about her infatuation with me..i decide that I have to ask her out...and I was going to .... but I received an email from her best friend stating 'I'm not so sure she likes you as much as I originally sad...but I don't know'. Which leaves me in a rut... Possible Outcomes: 1.I do nothing and let her get taken by somebody else. 2.I ask and get shutdown because she never really liked me to begin with. 3.I try and just start to take it slower...and risk losing her to another. 4.I ask and she accepts.. Why I like her: She is a punk like myself Same tastes in music and hobbies She is very cute She is very like me... |
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