For FUCKS sake every second post on here is
"DUHHH THERES THIS GIRL I LIKE AND I DON'T KNOW IF SHE LIKES ME WHAT SHOULD I DO FELLAS I AM SHY"
Here's what you do. Walk up to her and offer her money if she goes out on a date with you. Make sure you are talking really nervously and stutter alot when you talk. When you ask her and make sure to stare at her body alot. Chicks totally hate it when you make eye contact. Complement her on her "sweet can." If you are still not and jail and on an actual date with her take her to Burger King and then to the second run theatre. No one likes some asshole whos all about spending. And don't bother with a car, just take her on the bus. That way you can show her off. If she's still not impressed do your "beavis" impression. Chicks love it. Make lots of comments about how "rape victims totally ask for it for the most part" and "fuck rights, abortion should be the law" Talk ALL the time and if she starts talking interupt her and tell her she's stupid and if that doesn't work stare at other women or hum loudly until she stops talking. Then tell her about your bitch last girlfriend, or how you totally want to kill your mom, you are so sick of living with her or tell her some dead baby jokes, chicks LOVE those. Oh yeah, make sure she pays for EVERYTHING on the date, you're a fucking PIMP and you don't love da ho's. Tell her that too she will laugh.
Now its time to tap that ass. Take her back to your place. Don't mind that you're in the same room you've been in since you were 12. Fuck the star wars posters on the wall. Or the gamepro magazines on the floor. Or the twin bed with NFL helmet sheets. Your a pimp, remember stud. Start the mood by putting on "Dido" mp3s on your computer. Or maybe some Eminem. Girls think hes hot and shit. Start giving her a massage. Make sure you are real clumbsy and inept and touch her butt alot. Then fumble up her shirt and try to undo her bra, just like when you were 14 at summer camp dude. Pimp since birth mother fucker. She loves it man, and she wants it bad. Give it to her, but make sure your mom doesn't hear, she is right down the hall.
Thats how you mack the girls dawg. Trust me I am a pro
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