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| Feb 2nd, 2004 12:13 PM | ||
| Supafly345 | I guess you didn't read the animated comics that came in the $17.95 version of the magazine. | |
| Feb 2nd, 2004 11:02 AM | ||
| Perndog |
Howard had a voice? Nester didn't even know how to get through Zelda.
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| Feb 2nd, 2004 08:07 AM | ||
| Ghost of Fraiser | Didn't the guy who does Howard's Voice die in like 1995? | |
| Feb 2nd, 2004 03:02 AM | ||
| Supafly345 |
 Entertainment at its finest. These jokes are legendary. http://hn.iodized.net/c/03.jpg |
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| Feb 2nd, 2004 02:49 AM | ||
| executioneer |
here lies nester -willie |
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| Feb 2nd, 2004 02:26 AM | ||
| Ghost of Fraiser | Yeah, he had his own videogame too I think. | |
| Feb 2nd, 2004 12:43 AM | ||
| Supafly345 | Wasn't Nester a character from a comic in the old nintendo power mags? | |
| Feb 1st, 2004 10:57 PM | ||
| Emu |
No, because for one I don't know them, and two I'm Über-l33t and use a GamePad Pro so I don't need no pussy keyboard shit 
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| Feb 1st, 2004 10:48 PM | ||
| ultra perfect cell | Emu, why don't you try step ten. Wouldn't it be simpler if you just told me the controls? | |
| Feb 1st, 2004 09:44 PM | ||
| Gurlugon | Well then, use a different emulator. This one obviously doesn't like you a whole lot. | |
| Feb 1st, 2004 09:42 PM | ||
| ultra perfect cell | No, I've got a keyboard. I just don't know why, but when I've set the controls and clicked OK, the button I assighned for start didn't work. | |
| Feb 1st, 2004 09:41 PM | ||
| Emu | It's probably cuz you skipped step 10. Did you skip step 10? | |
| Feb 1st, 2004 09:39 PM | ||
| Gurlugon | You must not have a keyboard, then. Go buy one. | |
| Feb 1st, 2004 09:37 PM | ||
| ultra perfect cell | I tried to set my own controls but it didn't work. | |
| Feb 1st, 2004 09:11 PM | ||
| Emu |
Even with the combined intellects of Zach and Ultra Perfect Cell, the dark titan that was the Nester emulator still managed to kick their asses, and hard. But then, the Great Wizard Emu appeared and gave simple, Pop Tart box style instructions to get the two brave adventurers through this mess: 1. Find the icon for the Nester emulator. 2. Gently grab hold of the small grey thing sitting next to your keyboard. 3. When you move the small grey thing, henceforth referred to as a mouse, notice that the arrow shaped object on the computer screen, called a pointer, will also move. 4. Slowly move your pointer over the Nester icon. 5. Push the LEFT button on the mouse twice in succession. 6. Don't get freaked out when a small window on the screen appears. At the top, it should say "nester." If it says "Microsoft Word" or "Dad's Porn Stash," you're in the wrong place. Start over from step 1. 7. Find the small button in the bottom left corner of the keyboard marked "CTRL." Gently push down the button with your finger and hold it down. 8. Find the button marked "C" and hold it down as well, while also holding down the CTRL button. 9. Do you see a window marked "Controllers?" Good. From here, you can select what buttons you want to use to play your games with. 10. From here, go into your father's office. If he's not in there, rummage through his top lefthand drawer. Do you see a revolver? Good. Pick it up, point the barrel end at your left eye, then gently pull the trigger. If dad is in his office, proceed to the toolshed and perform the same operation with a nail gun. Now, you can play Bubble Bath Babes in peace. |
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| Feb 1st, 2004 07:15 PM | ||
| Rongi |
That game was the worst fighter ever 
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| Feb 1st, 2004 05:12 PM | ||
| soundtest |
world heroes perfect 
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| Feb 1st, 2004 04:13 PM | ||
| McClain | What is that? World Heroes or sumpin'? IF SO, I AM THE MU'FUCKIN MAN! | |
| Feb 1st, 2004 04:00 PM | ||
| soundtest |
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| Feb 1st, 2004 03:50 PM | ||
| ultra perfect cell | Message from Zach and UPC:FUCK YOU YA GOD DAMN FUCKING BITCH ASSHOLE TOILET BASTARD MUTHA FUCKERS! SUCK OUR DICKS! That is all. | |
| Feb 1st, 2004 03:25 PM | ||
| Anonymous | Message from Dr. Boogie: The others will dance around the issue, but here's the truth: if you can't figure out the buttons on Nester, you are a fucking retard. You and your friend. | |
| Feb 1st, 2004 03:21 PM | ||
| Schimid |
Re: What are the controls fer Nester? Quote:
Your character is running out of steam
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| Feb 1st, 2004 03:12 PM | ||
| ultra perfect cell |
Message from Zach: fuck you ya ho! suck my large hairy penis, mofo! What button is start, a and b, you little bastard! Please do this for me or I will kill you. Message from UPC: My friend is a little pissed. 
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| Feb 1st, 2004 03:06 PM | ||
| ultra perfect cell |
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| Feb 1st, 2004 02:52 PM | ||
| Gurlugon |
Just button-mash until you figure it out.
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