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Level 29 ♂
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Peoria, IL
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Feb 1st, 2004, 09:11 PM
Even with the combined intellects of Zach and Ultra Perfect Cell, the dark titan that was the Nester emulator still managed to kick their asses, and hard. But then, the Great Wizard Emu appeared and gave simple, Pop Tart box style instructions to get the two brave adventurers through this mess:
1. Find the icon for the Nester emulator.
2. Gently grab hold of the small grey thing sitting next to your keyboard.
3. When you move the small grey thing, henceforth referred to as a mouse, notice that the arrow shaped object on the computer screen, called a pointer, will also move.
4. Slowly move your pointer over the Nester icon.
5. Push the LEFT button on the mouse twice in succession.
6. Don't get freaked out when a small window on the screen appears. At the top, it should say "nester." If it says "Microsoft Word" or "Dad's Porn Stash," you're in the wrong place. Start over from step 1.
7. Find the small button in the bottom left corner of the keyboard marked "CTRL." Gently push down the button with your finger and hold it down.
8. Find the button marked "C" and hold it down as well, while also holding down the CTRL button.
9. Do you see a window marked "Controllers?" Good. From here, you can select what buttons you want to use to play your games with.
10. From here, go into your father's office. If he's not in there, rummage through his top lefthand drawer. Do you see a revolver? Good. Pick it up, point the barrel end at your left eye, then gently pull the trigger. If dad is in his office, proceed to the toolshed and perform the same operation with a nail gun.
Now, you can play Bubble Bath Babes in peace.
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