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May 13th, 2004 07:54 PM
Esuohlim I had a dream the other day about BLOWING MY LOAD IN A TOILET.

I woke up bored I think.
May 13th, 2004 02:39 AM
VolCanon I've had sex dreams but I've forgotten them all.

Women taller than me are cool. Too bad it's hard to find them (I'm almost 200 cm, something like 6foot3), so I end up going out with short ones.
May 11th, 2004 10:50 PM
GADZOOKS Your more boring that a Jimmy Buffet CD.

Hell, cheeseburger in paradise is more entertaining that you.
May 11th, 2004 10:25 PM
CaptainBubba Thats really cool
May 11th, 2004 09:30 PM
Karnage I've had several disturbing sex dreams... fucking a sausage grinder, mastrubating with iron knuckles, exploding dick...but my good dreams are wicked awesome. I had one where I was piloting a mech, and I was beating the living crap out of everything in the apacolyptic war that was being fought. Other mechs, animals, houses in my way... I destroyed all. Unitl this really hot girl I knew came on. She has dark eyes, dark brown (almost balck) hair, nice but and rack... she's beautiful. So then we started fucking, but that left the mech unpiloted. It took major damage, so I evactuated with her. Found a jetpack, flew somewhere quiter, and started fucking again. Then at the climax, me alarm beeped.

Damn thing never beeped again after I was done with it.
Mar 31st, 2004 04:07 PM
Matt Harty OBVIOUSLY NOT
Mar 31st, 2004 11:16 AM
rainbowbrite But I like wemon
Mar 30th, 2004 11:08 PM
The Retro Kat LOO, I JUST THOUGHT U WERE A FAGGOT
Mar 29th, 2004 11:18 AM
rainbowbrite
Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggytrix
are you always this big a kiss-ass to girls on the web?
Yes..
Mar 28th, 2004 09:09 PM
Cap'n Crunch
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin
My first girlfriend was at least 4" taller than me, but that didn't stop me from giving her the Olympic Slam ;<
It's the Angle Slam now.
Mar 28th, 2004 09:06 PM
Terra Wow.

That almost sounds like a box lunch.
Mar 28th, 2004 09:01 PM
Anonymous My first girlfriend was at least 4" taller than me, but that didn't stop me from giving her the Olympic Slam ;<
Mar 28th, 2004 03:34 PM
ziggytrix You mean that short girls are less intimidating, admit it!

Few guys wants to say "honey, can you get something off the top shelf for me?"
Mar 28th, 2004 03:31 PM
The One and Only... I like Terra because she's fun size.

Short girls are awesome.
Mar 28th, 2004 03:24 PM
ziggytrix
Quote:
Originally Posted by rainbowbrite
That's cause Tara's the smartest person alive
Do you actually know her, or are you always this big a kiss-ass to girls on the web? She certainly hasn't said anything in this thread to merit such praise, though I am not suggesting that she is unintelligent.

Sorry Choj, I know you want him to STFU but we both know it wouldn't have happened even if I hadn't asked him a rhetorical question.
Mar 28th, 2004 02:41 AM
Anonymous Shut the fuck up.
Mar 28th, 2004 12:40 AM
rainbowbrite God I love this site. Especially the people on here.
Mar 28th, 2004 12:35 AM
The Retro Kat LIEK, OMG UR SO CUTE AND WITTY AND COMICAL...BUT U ONLY LUV ME CUZ OF MY BODY AND CUZ UR 1 OF TEH GHEYS, BUT I DUTN BLAME U
Mar 28th, 2004 12:22 AM
rainbowbrite Awwe but I looooooooove you




Mar 28th, 2004 12:17 AM
The Retro Kat LEAVE FAGGOT
Mar 28th, 2004 12:15 AM
rainbowbrite That's cause Tara's the smartest person alive
Mar 27th, 2004 05:50 PM
ziggytrix this morning i woke up around 6:30 and i couldn't remember what i'd been dreaming, so i went back to sleep and had too many dreams to remember, except for one where i met this cute girl and we were getting along just smashingly, til it was time to sit down for a lecture or movie or something and some absolute fuckhead sat next to her before i could.

so in conclusion, terra's first post in this thread was right on.
Mar 27th, 2004 01:02 PM
Matt Harty SHUT THE FUCK UP TERRA
Mar 27th, 2004 10:29 AM
Terra
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Thanks for turning this thread into the title under your name, Terra.
Gee. This was a serious thread?? This is page THREE for chrissakes. There is a rule about being able to sink a thread at page two IF the posts are serious but in this case your thread began going down hill at the second post.

But if it makes you feel better; awww shit man, I'm sorry.

There. Happy now?
Mar 26th, 2004 11:39 PM
The Retro Kat
Quote:
Originally Posted by sadie
you're just pissed off 'cause nobody is all like i-think-you-look-cute-in-those-plaid-pants-and-shit.

Got me there. I would be happy if I just heard it once.
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