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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 03:03 PM        My sex dreams are always upsetting
My dreams always suck, but every once in a while I get a sex dream that has the potential to be, like, the coolest dream ever. It never works out. Especially the last two occasions, which are the ones I can still really remember (since one of them was last night and all )

The first one was from like a month ago. I was making out with someone totally hot in a restaurant or something (?). All of the sudden we decided to do it right there. We got ready, I entered her, and all of the sudden I got sucked in completely and started falling into nothingness until I woke up, which seemed to never end.

Last night, I was at a mall electronics store which was completely barren except for a shelf with five games from the late 80s. I just walked in, and the next thing that happened in my dream was me having sex with the girl working behind the counter. Then I decided to go down on her (BECAUSE I'M CONSIDERATE AND ALWAYS THINKING OF HER INSTEAD OF ME ), and her vagina had the smell and taste of really sour milk.

In short, I'm kinda acting weird today around the female gender because of this. Weirder than usual at least.
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