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| Feb 29th, 2004 12:24 AM | ||
| Carnivore |
Ummm... he probably wouldn't have made it anyway. He was 74 and in poor health. While we were riding in with his body, Dwight told a funny joke, though! Three dogs were waiting to be seen at the vet's office. The first one turns to the second and asks, "What are you here for?" "Well, I'm a barker. I bark at everything that moves. Animals outside, the mailman, even the TV sometimes. I just can't help myself! My master is really pissed!" "Don't worry about it," says the first dog. "They'll probably just give you something to calm you down a bit." The second dog then asks the first, "What are you here for?" "I have a problem with chewing. I chew up anything I can get my teeth on. I've ruined shoes, I've ruined furniture. You name it, I'll chew it! My master is furious! What do you think they'll do? You don't think they'll put me to sleep, do you?" "I'm sure you'll be fine," says the second dog. "The vet will probably tell your master to buy more chew toys or something." Then they both turn to the third dog and ask, "What are you here for?" "Well boys," he says, "I'm a humper. If it's there, I'll hump it. I hump furniture, the cat, people's legs, anything. Just the other day, my master got out of the shower and was bending over picking up her towel and... I just couldn't help myself! I mounted her!" The first two dogs are shocked. "Dude, you're fucked! You're going to get the needle for that!" "Needle? Pffff! I'm just here to have my nails clipped!" It's even funnier when you're in the back of an ambulance with no lights save a flashlight (the truck's battery nearly died on the way to the hospital) and a dead guy. |
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| Feb 28th, 2004 03:41 PM | ||
| Anonymous | Dude, the serum was only like, five rooms away. | |
| Feb 28th, 2004 02:56 PM | ||
| James |
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| Feb 28th, 2004 02:22 PM | ||
| Carnivore | Words cannot express how much I am looking forward to this movie. | |
| Feb 27th, 2004 05:42 PM | ||
| DementedElf |
I watched it at work, and I really liked the look of the trailer. I think it's going to be pretty good if the translation doesn't get screwed up. |
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| Feb 27th, 2004 05:37 PM | ||
| James |
You guys probably need the proper codecs. http://download.divx.com/divx/DivXPro511Adware.exe (HAS ADWARE) If that's not the one, it's probably Xvid that you need. http://www.filemirrors.com/search.sr...iD_Install.exe Or, you could eventually wait for it to be on IGN or something, but the quality won't be as good. |
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| Feb 27th, 2004 05:28 PM | ||
| ScruU2wice |
it won't work at all for me, only the sound in japanese
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| Feb 27th, 2004 04:16 PM | ||
| Carnivore |
Final Fantasy VII was my favorite game of all time, and that trailer keeps fucking up! The audio continues, but the video stops after ten seconds. 
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| Feb 27th, 2004 03:03 PM | ||
| James |
Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children Trailer http://mokkori66.free.fr/ff7ac_hq_subbed.avi It fleshes out more of what the story might be, and shows brief clips of a couple more returning characters. While FF7 wasn't my all-time favorite FF game, I'm marking out for this movie. |
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