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| Mar 17th, 2004 10:07 AM | ||
| Matt Harty | DDR | |
| Mar 17th, 2004 12:39 AM | ||
| ProfessorCool |
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| Mar 17th, 2004 12:26 AM | ||
| sadie | my students used to bring those into english class. what a crock. the baby starts crying; they put the key in its back; the baby stops crying. real realistic. right. | |
| Mar 16th, 2004 10:20 PM | ||
| eggyolk |
hey guess what im playing < < > < ^ < > OMG I ALMOST MISSED THAT ONE < < <> ^ < high score i win |
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| Mar 16th, 2004 09:52 PM | ||
| Anonymous | You're like the guy in every group of friends that nobody likes, but are forced to hang out with, since nobody will muster up the courage to kill you. | |
| Mar 16th, 2004 09:35 PM | ||
| eggyolk | lets all post crazy ideas we could do to a doll | |
| Mar 16th, 2004 09:34 PM | ||
| Evil Robot | I bet you anyhting I can technologicaly defeat that thing. If only I could get my hands on one and "disect" it. I could make it so you could upload new data right before you hand it in stating that you are in fact a good parent and not the woman from train spotting. | |
| Mar 16th, 2004 08:50 PM | ||
| Helm | Upload porn in it's hard drive. | |
| Mar 16th, 2004 07:02 PM | ||
| Evil Robot | Try subjecting its inards to high voltage. Pull the batteries out and cut an extension cord in half, then connect the cord to the battery terminal. 120 volts should void that babys warranty in a heartbeat. | |
| Mar 16th, 2004 06:25 PM | ||
| Mr. Vagiclean |
but by the look on that face, that ****** baby clearly does not deserve it 
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| Mar 16th, 2004 05:39 PM | ||
| mesobe | shoot it in the face | |
| Mar 16th, 2004 05:37 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
 If you take the batteries out it shuts off and then records it into its hard driveamajigger then I get in trouble. My friends Broke and he couldn't get it to stop crying so he locked it in a wooden trunk |
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| Mar 16th, 2004 07:40 AM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux |
Oh, shit! could you imagine the look on his teachers face when he turned that thing back in with a size 13 asshole!
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| Mar 16th, 2004 02:00 AM | ||
| executioneer |
rape it -willie |
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| Mar 16th, 2004 01:41 AM | ||
| Supafly345 | I think it has a timer or a moniter or something in it. | |
| Mar 16th, 2004 01:19 AM | ||
| Mike | Seriously, why don't you just take out the batteries, stash it, then turn it back on when you need to give it back so it looks like you did ok. | |
| Mar 15th, 2004 11:31 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
But Oh yea the reason I don't wanna blow it up is because I'm Unemployed and they cost $871 american
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| Mar 15th, 2004 11:30 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
I know a friend who claims can make a pressure activated bomb(but I don't beleive him) but hooking a baby doll to an anti-persopnnele mine would be quite comical especially if you arm it before returning it 
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| Mar 15th, 2004 11:27 PM | ||
| mesobe | id tape a home-made explosive from an empty BB gun CO2 canister to its head. | |
| Mar 15th, 2004 10:59 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
I wish they could gain weight..... All this fat fucker does is eat! But it looks cool When I put his arm up in the air and run around the house reciting lines from MLK.Jr's I Have a Dream Speech then my dad(Avid racist) said SHUT THAT NIGGA UP and proceeded to hit me over the head
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| Mar 15th, 2004 09:34 PM | ||
| Emu | Get a plastic abortion and pull its batteries out :> | |
| Mar 15th, 2004 08:11 PM | ||
| Matt Harty |
My GF's getting one of those this weekend and i'll have nothing to do with it. 
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| Mar 15th, 2004 07:09 PM | ||
| AChimp |
I'd kill mine, just for fun. Or plug up it's asshole with bubble gum.
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| Mar 15th, 2004 05:45 PM | ||
| Gurlugon | Too bad they don't educate you as to how guilt-free abortions can be. :/ | |
| Mar 15th, 2004 05:39 PM | ||
| mesobe | id go for the booklet. God knows what would happen to that thing if I had to keep it over the weekend. | |
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