The Baby Think It Over Doll

[ArrowX]

Ok I got one of these at school today and....well I'm sorry I sighned up for it. So from Monday To wednsday I need to lugg around a 45 pound Baby Rocker from class to class every 45 minutes then go sit in the hall and change its ass. And the worst part is I have like 4 assignments that are due on wednsday that are all worth like 10% of my term marks.





Thats exactly like mine


If you let its head go its neck snaps and it goes apeshit and then if you don't rock it it dies. the oother problem is that there shabbily mad some kid's baby's head fell off for NO REASON!

It's like a Loud Black Tamagatchi that shits itself

[Gurlugon]

Way to go, signing up for a girl's class.

[Emu]

It's like a Loud Black Tamagatchi that shits itself

[ArrowX]

Its for the Sex Ed course in Physical Education and we get like 10% added to our overall average just for sighning up for it. But It was either 2 days with that god awfull thing or a 13 page booklet of crap

[mesobe]

id go for the booklet. God knows what would happen to that thing if I had to keep it over the weekend.

[Gurlugon]

Too bad they don't educate you as to how guilt-free abortions can be. :/

[AChimp]

I'd kill mine, just for fun.

Or plug up it's asshole with bubble gum.

[Matt Harty]

My GF's getting one of those this weekend and i'll have nothing to do with it.

[Emu]

Get a plastic abortion and pull its batteries out :>

[ArrowX]

I wish they could gain weight.....

All this fat fucker does is eat! But it looks cool When I put his arm up in the air and run around the house reciting lines from MLK.Jr's I Have a Dream Speech then my dad(Avid racist) said SHUT THAT NIGGA UP and proceeded to hit me over the head

[mesobe]

id tape a home-made explosive from an empty BB gun CO2 canister to its head.

[ArrowX]

I know a friend who claims can make a pressure activated bomb(but I don't beleive him) but hooking a baby doll to an anti-persopnnele mine would be quite comical especially if you arm it before returning it

[ArrowX]

But Oh yea the reason I don't wanna blow it up is because I'm Unemployed and they cost $871 american

[Mike]

Seriously, why don't you just take out the batteries, stash it, then turn it back on when you need to give it back so it looks like you did ok.

[Supafly345]

I think it has a timer or a moniter or something in it.

[executioneer]

rape it

-willie

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Oh, shit! could you imagine the look on his teachers face when he turned that thing back in with a size 13 asshole!

[ArrowX]

If you take the batteries out it shuts off and then records it into its hard driveamajigger then I get in trouble.

My friends Broke and he couldn't get it to stop crying so he locked it in a wooden trunk

[mesobe]

shoot it in the face

[Mr. Vagiclean]

but by the look on that face, that ****** baby clearly does not deserve it

[Evil Robot]

Try subjecting its inards to high voltage. Pull the batteries out and cut an extension cord in half, then connect the cord to the battery terminal. 120 volts should void that babys warranty in a heartbeat.

[Helm]

Upload porn in it's hard drive.

[Evil Robot]

I bet you anyhting I can technologicaly defeat that thing. If only I could get my hands on one and "disect" it. I could make it so you could upload new data right before you hand it in stating that you are in fact a good parent and not the woman from train spotting.

[eggyolk]

lets all post crazy ideas we could do to a doll

[Anonymous]

You're like the guy in every group of friends that nobody likes, but are forced to hang out with, since nobody will muster up the courage to kill you.