Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber > Sorry, Jacko fans.
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Thread: Sorry, Jacko fans. Reply to Thread
Title:
Message
Image Verification
Please enter the six letters or digits that appear in the image opposite.


Additional Options
Miscellaneous Options

Topic Review (Newest First)
Mar 25th, 2004 11:17 PM
Miss Modular Jacko's soiled underwear.

eww :vomit
Mar 25th, 2004 05:59 AM
MrAdventure wow hey good opinion volcano island i mean it is like this:

reporter "leave me alone michael jackson"

michael jackson "no if you try to leave i will kill you did you nto hear the song i recorded a long time ago entitled "leave me alone (with lots and lots of cameras and sound recording equipment belonging to questionable tabloid sources" it made it pretty high on the charts if i do say so myself"

is that why your name is volcano island are you a dangerous mix of opinion and time all by yourself haha
Mar 25th, 2004 04:55 AM
VolCanon MJ, if he isnt a pedo, is an annoying media monkey freak. The last thing I want to hear on the news is some crap about michael jackson's newest anal pump or "friend" that cant walk properly after a night at Assland. He should be flayed alive for making my news that much worse.
Mar 25th, 2004 04:21 AM
Slinky Ferret I just don't think we should refer to him as a pedophile until he has been proven guilty. There have been alot of crazy cases over here where children have lied because they hate their teacher and have been paid obscene amounts of money by papers to sell their story - which is total lies. They have destroyed people's lives just because they wanted money.
Mar 25th, 2004 01:56 AM
FartinMowler
Mar 25th, 2004 01:03 AM
The Fifth Man I always figured MJ was like the Alice in Wonderland author;
a perpetual child his whole life, but came off as a pedophile.
I think he's fucked up, sure, but not in the same way everybody
else keeps insisting he is. I agree with Slinky.
Mar 23rd, 2004 06:10 PM
huond @willie

IIRC, they couldn't get permission from his record label to put his real name in the credits
Mar 23rd, 2004 06:05 PM
executioneer wtf why wasn't he in the credits that's stupid

-willie
Mar 23rd, 2004 05:32 PM
Krythor The MJ impersonater was only for the singing scenes, the speaking parts were actually Jackson.
Mar 23rd, 2004 05:01 PM
Mike
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slinky Ferret
I think its mean to point the finger until he's proven guilty. In regards to this case I think its about the money.
I'm so tempted to think you are kidding but you're not doing a very good job of indicating that this is satire, so I'm gonna assume you're serious. The guy has already stated on television that he likes to sleep with boys in his bed. He can't even deny that he molested them convincingly because he's so deluded and crazy. Sure he can dance, and sure he USED to write good songs. That doesn't justify anything.
Mar 23rd, 2004 04:51 PM
whoreable I dont think mj was in that episode i heard that he wanted too much money to do it so they go an impersonator.
Mar 23rd, 2004 04:18 PM
Drev I think Kevin Smith will do this so he can't say the Clerks: The Animated Series is his worst project to date.

And Clerks: The Animated Series is good
Mar 23rd, 2004 04:13 PM
Supafly345 Bart is really a girl.
Mar 23rd, 2004 04:07 PM
Slinky Ferret Why do people go around saying he's a pedo if there has been NO EVIDENCE. I think its mean to point the finger until he's proven guilty. In regards to this case I think its about the money.
Mar 23rd, 2004 03:46 PM
Cosmo Electrolux I'll bet he tried to seduce Bart by giving him Jesus juice and a valium...
Mar 23rd, 2004 03:44 PM
Krythor His voice was, so you know, whatever willie.
Mar 23rd, 2004 03:43 PM
executioneer but michael jackson wasn't really IN that episode

-willie
Mar 23rd, 2004 03:34 PM
Krythor I thought there was already a Michael Jackson movie where he transformed into a car?

On the Simpsons DVD commentary for the episode "Stark Raving Dad" that Michael Jackson guest starred in, the writers claimed that Jackson requested a scene where he got to stay up all night with Bart, and that's why they added the bit with him helping Bart write a song through the night.
Mar 23rd, 2004 03:17 PM
Slinky Ferret
Bah!

That sounds like a really good film too.

Hey mburbank looks like you still rock then.
Mar 23rd, 2004 03:08 PM
mburbank "Hot Rod" has nothing on this baby;

"The Day the Clown Cried"

The Day the Clown Cried In 1971, producer Nate Waschberger asked Jerry Lewis to direct and star in "The Day the Clown Cried", based on Joan O’Brien’s book by the same name, about a German clown who was arrested by the Gestapo, interred in a concentration camp, and used to march Jewish children into the ovens. Jerry lost close to 40 pounds to play the role. The shooting began in Stockholm, but Waschberger not only ran out of money to complete the film, but he failed to pay Joan O’Brien the money she was owed for the rights to the story. Jerry was forced to finish the picture with his own money. The film has been tied up in litigation ever since, and all of the parties involved have never been able to reach an agreeable settlement. Jerry hopes to someday complete the film, which remains to this day, a significant expression of cinematic art, suspended in the abyss of international litigation.
Mar 23rd, 2004 03:07 PM
Cosmo Electrolux ...and fucking underage boys in the butt
Mar 23rd, 2004 03:06 PM
mburbank Know what else he's great at? Multiple facial surgeries.


Hi, Slinky.
Mar 23rd, 2004 03:05 PM
Slinky Ferret I think Michael Jackson does have a really fucked up private life. But that man can dance!! I think he also writes some really good songs.
Mar 23rd, 2004 03:04 PM
Jixby Phillips Kevin Smith has a fantastic story about doing a religious documentary for Prince.

Kevin should have gone for this
Mar 23rd, 2004 03:00 PM
mburbank Talk about auto erotica.














THANK YOU! I'M HERE THROUGH THE END OF THE WEEK!
This thread has more than 25 replies. Click here to review the whole thread.

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:40 PM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.