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| May 13th, 2004 08:54 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
I had a dream the other day about BLOWING MY LOAD IN A TOILET. I woke up bored I think. 
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| May 13th, 2004 03:39 AM | ||
| VolCanon |
I've had sex dreams but I've forgotten them all. Women taller than me are cool. Too bad it's hard to find them (I'm almost 200 cm, something like 6foot3), so I end up going out with short ones. |
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| May 11th, 2004 11:50 PM | ||
| GADZOOKS |
Your more boring that a Jimmy Buffet CD. Hell, cheeseburger in paradise is more entertaining that you. |
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| May 11th, 2004 11:25 PM | ||
| CaptainBubba | Thats really cool | |
| May 11th, 2004 10:30 PM | ||
| Karnage |
I've had several disturbing sex dreams... fucking a sausage grinder, mastrubating with iron knuckles, exploding dick...but my good dreams are wicked awesome. I had one where I was piloting a mech, and I was beating the living crap out of everything in the apacolyptic war that was being fought. Other mechs, animals, houses in my way... I destroyed all. Unitl this really hot girl I knew came on. She has dark eyes, dark brown (almost balck) hair, nice but and rack... she's beautiful. So then we started fucking, but that left the mech unpiloted. It took major damage, so I evactuated with her. Found a jetpack, flew somewhere quiter, and started fucking again. Then at the climax, me alarm beeped. Damn thing never beeped again after I was done with it. |
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| Mar 31st, 2004 05:07 PM | ||
| Matt Harty |
OBVIOUSLY NOT 
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| Mar 31st, 2004 12:16 PM | ||
| rainbowbrite |
But I like wemon 
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| Mar 31st, 2004 12:08 AM | ||
| The Retro Kat | LOO, I JUST THOUGHT U WERE A FAGGOT | |
| Mar 29th, 2004 12:18 PM | ||
| rainbowbrite |
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| Mar 28th, 2004 10:09 PM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch |
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| Mar 28th, 2004 10:06 PM | ||
| Terra |
Wow. That almost sounds like a box lunch. |
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| Mar 28th, 2004 10:01 PM | ||
| Anonymous | My first girlfriend was at least 4" taller than me, but that didn't stop me from giving her the Olympic Slam ;< | |
| Mar 28th, 2004 04:34 PM | ||
| ziggytrix |
You mean that short girls are less intimidating, admit it!  Few guys wants to say "honey, can you get something off the top shelf for me?" |
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| Mar 28th, 2004 04:31 PM | ||
| The One and Only... |
I like Terra because she's fun size. Short girls are awesome.
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| Mar 28th, 2004 04:24 PM | ||
| ziggytrix |
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Sorry Choj, I know you want him to STFU but we both know it wouldn't have happened even if I hadn't asked him a rhetorical question. |
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| Mar 28th, 2004 03:41 AM | ||
| Anonymous | Shut the fuck up. | |
| Mar 28th, 2004 01:40 AM | ||
| rainbowbrite | God I love this site. Especially the people on here. | |
| Mar 28th, 2004 01:35 AM | ||
| The Retro Kat | LIEK, OMG UR SO CUTE AND WITTY AND COMICAL...BUT U ONLY LUV ME CUZ OF MY BODY AND CUZ UR 1 OF TEH GHEYS, BUT I DUTN BLAME U | |
| Mar 28th, 2004 01:22 AM | ||
| rainbowbrite |
Awwe but I looooooooove you 
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| Mar 28th, 2004 01:17 AM | ||
| The Retro Kat | LEAVE FAGGOT | |
| Mar 28th, 2004 01:15 AM | ||
| rainbowbrite |
That's cause Tara's the smartest person alive
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| Mar 27th, 2004 06:50 PM | ||
| ziggytrix |
this morning i woke up around 6:30 and i couldn't remember what i'd been dreaming, so i went back to sleep and had too many dreams to remember, except for one where i met this cute girl and we were getting along just smashingly, til it was time to sit down for a lecture or movie or something and some absolute fuckhead sat next to her before i could. so in conclusion, terra's first post in this thread was right on. |
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| Mar 27th, 2004 02:02 PM | ||
| Matt Harty | SHUT THE FUCK UP TERRA | |
| Mar 27th, 2004 11:29 AM | ||
| Terra |
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But if it makes you feel better; awww shit man, I'm sorry. There. Happy now?
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| Mar 27th, 2004 12:39 AM | ||
| The Retro Kat |
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Got me there. I would be happy if I just heard it once.
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