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May 22nd, 2004 05:12 AM
Command Prompt
May 22nd, 2004 01:21 AM
ArrowX shostie honey....would it hurt you to SHUT THE FUCK UP!
May 21st, 2004 11:34 PM
Shostie They'll keep arguing like this until, a la Moonlighting, they finally sleep together.

...

Ugh...
May 21st, 2004 11:29 PM
ProfessorCool Can you please change your name to King of Comebacks, please?
May 21st, 2004 05:33 PM
sports
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Long story short: I can't buy or rent RB2, because it's not available in the US. Now go kill yourself.

Hey, I didn't know that you SOB.
May 21st, 2004 03:59 PM
James Long story short: I can't buy or rent RB2, because it's not available in the US. Now go kill yourself.
May 21st, 2004 03:32 PM
sports
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Logically speaking, a person who was really as dumb as you wouldn't even have the mental capacity to move their own bowels, let alone possess motor skills to make physical contact with a keyboard in a way that somehow manages to form words.

Therefore, you must be a character, who is only acting incredibly dumb. And dumb characters aren't entertaining at all, even in the Andy Kaufman-esque annoyance way, where the joke is only funny to the person doing it. That kind of act doesn't transfer to a character persona at all.

Instead, you should have resorted to a gimmick. In this case, with your name being sports, you should have commented in various topics with random sports facts. Like, "Hey, speaking of Battle Royale II, did you know Bo Jackson played both football and baseball? He was also in the cartoon All Stars." That would be a character that almost everyone could enjoy.

WTF are you talking about? True, sometimes I make jokes that are funny to me, but,..I ain't pretending to be a character. A dumb character is Jessica Simpson. Who btw, is very hot and has a good singing voice.
May 21st, 2004 03:21 PM
James
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Originally Posted by sports
I don't speak nerd, so can you tune it down?
Logically speaking, a person who was really as dumb as you wouldn't even have the mental capacity to move their own bowels, let alone possess motor skills to make physical contact with a keyboard in a way that somehow manages to form words.

Therefore, you must be a character, who is only acting incredibly dumb. And dumb characters aren't entertaining at all, even in the Andy Kaufman-esque annoyance way, where the joke is only funny to the person doing it. That kind of act doesn't transfer to a character persona at all.

Instead, you should have resorted to a gimmick. In this case, with your name being sports, you should have commented in various topics with random sports facts. Like, "Hey, speaking of Battle Royale II, did you know Bo Jackson played both football and baseball? He was also in the cartoon All Stars." That would be a character that almost everyone could enjoy.
May 21st, 2004 03:15 PM
sports
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Characters are only good if they're intelligent, sports.

I don't speak nerd, so can you tune it down?
May 21st, 2004 03:12 PM
James
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Originally Posted by sports
I have an idea. How about you get off your lazy ass, and go rent the movie you bastard.
Characters are only good if they're intelligent, sports.
May 21st, 2004 02:17 PM
ArrowX sports that has to be the mos intelligent post ever
May 21st, 2004 02:02 PM
sports I have an idea. How about you get off your lazy ass, and go rent the movie you bastard.
May 21st, 2004 02:00 AM
whoreable aim me sometime. if i can ever get on that is,
May 20th, 2004 05:19 PM
James I want as many balls in my mouth as I can stuff.

I just wanted to watch it. And the fact that I've had one problem after another trying to watch it makes me want to watch it even more. So come on.
May 20th, 2004 05:15 PM
ItalianStereotype must you taste the dingleberries for yourself? roll all the ass hair and shit around in your own mouth? if you don't see the movie, trust me when I say it's for the best.
May 20th, 2004 04:33 PM
James I really didn't care what others thought, I wanted to see it for myself. But this fucking thing is more trouble than it's worth.

Someone give me an .mpg file of the full fucking movie, NOW.
May 20th, 2004 04:09 PM
ItalianStereotype sweaty balls, with lint and dingleberries.
May 20th, 2004 12:50 PM
whoreable br2 sucks balls.
May 20th, 2004 12:01 AM
Sethomas You're welcome.
May 19th, 2004 11:57 PM
James GIVE ME NOW
May 19th, 2004 11:51 PM
James
SOMEONE SEND ME BATTLE ROYALE II
Or I'll destroy everything you've ever loved.

.mpg .avi or .wmv only. None of this .bin or .cue bullshit.

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