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James · #1

Or I'll destroy everything you've ever loved.

.mpg .avi or .wmv only. None of this .bin or .cue bullshit.

James · #2

GIVE ME NOW

Sethomas · #3

You're welcome.

whoreable · #4

br2 sucks balls.

ItalianStereotype · #5

sweaty balls, with lint and dingleberries.

James · #6

I really didn't care what others thought, I wanted to see it for myself. But this fucking thing is more trouble than it's worth.

Someone give me an .mpg file of the full fucking movie, NOW.

ItalianStereotype · #7

must you taste the dingleberries for yourself? roll all the ass hair and shit around in your own mouth? if you don't see the movie, trust me when I say it's for the best.

James · #8

I want as many balls in my mouth as I can stuff.

I just wanted to watch it. And the fact that I've had one problem after another trying to watch it makes me want to watch it even more. So come on.

whoreable · #9

aim me sometime. if i can ever get on that is,

sports · #10

I have an idea. How about you get off your lazy ass, and go rent the movie you bastard.

ArrowX · #11

sports that has to be the mos intelligent post ever

James · #12

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Originally Posted by sports

I have an idea. How about you get off your lazy ass, and go rent the movie you bastard.

Characters are only good if they're intelligent, sports.

sports · #13

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Characters are only good if they're intelligent, sports.

I don't speak nerd, so can you tune it down?

James · #14

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Originally Posted by sports

I don't speak nerd, so can you tune it down?

Logically speaking, a person who was really as dumb as you wouldn't even have the mental capacity to move their own bowels, let alone possess motor skills to make physical contact with a keyboard in a way that somehow manages to form words.

Therefore, you must be a character, who is only acting incredibly dumb. And dumb characters aren't entertaining at all, even in the Andy Kaufman-esque annoyance way, where the joke is only funny to the person doing it. That kind of act doesn't transfer to a character persona at all.

Instead, you should have resorted to a gimmick. In this case, with your name being sports, you should have commented in various topics with random sports facts. Like, "Hey, speaking of Battle Royale II, did you know Bo Jackson played both football and baseball? He was also in the cartoon All Stars." That would be a character that almost everyone could enjoy.

sports · #15

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Logically speaking, a person who was really as dumb as you wouldn't even have the mental capacity to move their own bowels, let alone possess motor skills to make physical contact with a keyboard in a way that somehow manages to form words.

Therefore, you must be a character, who is only acting incredibly dumb. And dumb characters aren't entertaining at all, even in the Andy Kaufman-esque annoyance way, where the joke is only funny to the person doing it. That kind of act doesn't transfer to a character persona at all.

Instead, you should have resorted to a gimmick. In this case, with your name being sports, you should have commented in various topics with random sports facts. Like, "Hey, speaking of Battle Royale II, did you know Bo Jackson played both football and baseball? He was also in the cartoon All Stars." That would be a character that almost everyone could enjoy.

WTF are you talking about? True, sometimes I make jokes that are funny to me, but,..I ain't pretending to be a character. A dumb character is Jessica Simpson. Who btw, is very hot and has a good singing voice.