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Old May 19th, 2004, 11:51 PM        SOMEONE SEND ME BATTLE ROYALE II
Or I'll destroy everything you've ever loved.

.mpg .avi or .wmv only. None of this .bin or .cue bullshit.
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Old May 19th, 2004, 11:57 PM       
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Old May 20th, 2004, 12:01 AM       
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Old May 20th, 2004, 12:50 PM       
br2 sucks balls.
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Old May 20th, 2004, 04:09 PM       
sweaty balls, with lint and dingleberries.
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Old May 20th, 2004, 04:33 PM       
I really didn't care what others thought, I wanted to see it for myself. But this fucking thing is more trouble than it's worth.

Someone give me an .mpg file of the full fucking movie, NOW.
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Old May 20th, 2004, 05:15 PM       
must you taste the dingleberries for yourself? roll all the ass hair and shit around in your own mouth? if you don't see the movie, trust me when I say it's for the best.
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Old May 20th, 2004, 05:19 PM       
I want as many balls in my mouth as I can stuff.

I just wanted to watch it. And the fact that I've had one problem after another trying to watch it makes me want to watch it even more. So come on.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 02:00 AM       
aim me sometime. if i can ever get on that is,
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Old May 21st, 2004, 02:02 PM       
I have an idea. How about you get off your lazy ass, and go rent the movie you bastard.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 02:17 PM       
sports that has to be the mos intelligent post ever
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Old May 21st, 2004, 03:12 PM       
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I have an idea. How about you get off your lazy ass, and go rent the movie you bastard.
Characters are only good if they're intelligent, sports.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 03:15 PM       
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Characters are only good if they're intelligent, sports.

I don't speak nerd, so can you tune it down?
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Old May 21st, 2004, 03:21 PM       
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Logically speaking, a person who was really as dumb as you wouldn't even have the mental capacity to move their own bowels, let alone possess motor skills to make physical contact with a keyboard in a way that somehow manages to form words.

Therefore, you must be a character, who is only acting incredibly dumb. And dumb characters aren't entertaining at all, even in the Andy Kaufman-esque annoyance way, where the joke is only funny to the person doing it. That kind of act doesn't transfer to a character persona at all.

Instead, you should have resorted to a gimmick. In this case, with your name being sports, you should have commented in various topics with random sports facts. Like, "Hey, speaking of Battle Royale II, did you know Bo Jackson played both football and baseball? He was also in the cartoon All Stars." That would be a character that almost everyone could enjoy.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 03:32 PM       
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Logically speaking, a person who was really as dumb as you wouldn't even have the mental capacity to move their own bowels, let alone possess motor skills to make physical contact with a keyboard in a way that somehow manages to form words.

Therefore, you must be a character, who is only acting incredibly dumb. And dumb characters aren't entertaining at all, even in the Andy Kaufman-esque annoyance way, where the joke is only funny to the person doing it. That kind of act doesn't transfer to a character persona at all.

Instead, you should have resorted to a gimmick. In this case, with your name being sports, you should have commented in various topics with random sports facts. Like, "Hey, speaking of Battle Royale II, did you know Bo Jackson played both football and baseball? He was also in the cartoon All Stars." That would be a character that almost everyone could enjoy.

WTF are you talking about? True, sometimes I make jokes that are funny to me, but,..I ain't pretending to be a character. A dumb character is Jessica Simpson. Who btw, is very hot and has a good singing voice.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 03:59 PM       
Long story short: I can't buy or rent RB2, because it's not available in the US. Now go kill yourself.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 05:33 PM       
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Long story short: I can't buy or rent RB2, because it's not available in the US. Now go kill yourself.

Hey, I didn't know that you SOB.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 11:29 PM       
Can you please change your name to King of Comebacks, please?
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Old May 21st, 2004, 11:34 PM       
They'll keep arguing like this until, a la Moonlighting, they finally sleep together.

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Old May 22nd, 2004, 01:21 AM       
shostie honey....would it hurt you to SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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