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Sep 21st, 2005 11:36 AM
Guitar Woman Someone please lock this thread
Sep 20th, 2005 08:43 PM
Extreme Jesus Fucker A robot that would end all war. I would call it War Bot. It would makr the world a lot better. That would be a no no!
Sep 15th, 2005 07:39 PM
The Retro Kat What about a frisbee, like in that one episode of Gilligan's Island when they get back to the real world. The professor is like
"I don't know what to call this"
then Gilligan is all like
"What about a frisbee?"
And the professor is like
"Why a frisbee"
then Gilligan calls his bluff and totally says
"Cause that's what it's called."

Wow, fucking A man.
Sep 12th, 2005 02:35 PM
Guitar Woman I'm the only Nazi on this board, buddy.
Sep 11th, 2005 11:48 PM
ArrowX My luger says other wise.
Sep 11th, 2005 11:45 PM
Marc Summers DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY CONDITION OR I'LL CHOP YOUR BODY INTO EXACTLY 10 EVEN PIECES (BY VOLUME)
Sep 11th, 2005 11:43 PM
Esuohlim Shut it you
Sep 11th, 2005 11:42 PM
ArrowX More like the gass chamber with the door closed!
Sep 11th, 2005 11:41 PM
Esuohlim GREAT IDEA MARC WHY DON'T YOU MAKE EVERYTHING GLASS SO THAT YOU CAN SEE WHAT'S DIRTY AND GET TO CLEANING IT INSTANTLY ABOUT A MILLION TIMES
Sep 11th, 2005 11:36 PM
Marc Summers NOT FROM THE OUTSIDE WITH THE LID CLOSED
Sep 11th, 2005 11:22 PM
Esuohlim YOU CAN SEE SHIT STAINS ON PORCELAIN TOO, NINCOMPOOP
Sep 11th, 2005 11:01 PM
Marc Summers HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT A GLASS TOILET SO YOU CAN SEE ALL THE SHIT STAINS IN IT WHEN YOU'RE DONE

godDAMN I'm going to be rich
Aug 27th, 2005 12:33 AM
Esuohlim How about a light saber the size of my fist directly to your face
Aug 26th, 2005 11:30 PM
Nazz_6000 The middle finger.
Aug 26th, 2005 03:36 PM
kellychaos Who's finger?
Aug 26th, 2005 02:58 PM
Nazz_6000 A light saber the size of your finger.
May 30th, 2005 11:12 PM
Anonymouse
Re: The Invention Thread

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Post all of your ideas for wacky inventions that would help the greater good of human kind here.

THE SOOPER-DE-DOOPER REMOTE FINDER:
It would be a little beeper that you can clamp on to your remote(s), and the button that activated it would be attached to the side of the tv with velcro or something of that nature.
If you're willing to get up to press a button, you should be willing to look for your remote. Or, you could at least move your hand a little south and press the 'Channel Up' or 'Channel Down' buttons.
hey that guy in your avatar i seen him before whats his name.
May 27th, 2005 05:45 PM
anDROIDdoNUT
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I'm going to invent an Android Donut, that would certainly be wacky!
I am sure you will and I'd buy it first
May 26th, 2005 11:15 PM
Esuohlim I'm going to invent an Android Donut, that would certainly be wacky!
May 26th, 2005 09:38 PM
anDROIDdoNUT Super Powers in a box

You can use any super power you want

Example- -XRAY VISION-- replace your eyeball with the x-ray vision glass eyeballs and you will be certain things in no time.
May 23rd, 2005 11:27 AM
Matt Harty Like I said in the last invention thread, a decide to stab people over the internet. To stab people like Guitar Woman.
May 23rd, 2005 11:04 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by AngPur
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Originally Posted by kellychaos
self-cleaning underwear
Why attack the symptoms? Cut the problem off at it's origin. Invent a self-cleaning anus.
Roto-pooter
May 22nd, 2005 01:50 AM
Mr. Vagiclean you can't invent something like THAT


a notebook with feelings
May 21st, 2005 10:07 PM
AngPur
Quote:
Originally Posted by kellychaos
self-cleaning underwear
Why attack the symptoms? Cut the problem off at it's origin. Invent a self-cleaning anus.
May 21st, 2005 06:55 PM
Sicktodeathmx Oh, Chojin!
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