Post all of your ideas for wacky inventions that would help the greater good of human kind here.
THE SOOPER-DE-DOOPER REMOTE FINDER:
It would be a little beeper that you can clamp on to your remote(s), and the button that activated it would be attached to the side of the tv with velcro or something of that nature. When the button on the stationary unit is pressed, the component attached to the remote will let out a shrill beeping, allowing you to find it if it is lost. Sort of like the "page" feature on cordless phones.
I am oblivious as to why this hasn't been invented already.