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Jan 19th, 2006 02:45 PM
thebiggameover
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Originally Posted by Sam
Return of the Dragon.
its both.

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asia                   ----               us
the big boss                       fist of fury
fist of furry                         The Chinese Connection 
The Chinese Connection    return of the dragon
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Jan 18th, 2006 09:26 PM
sonofsatchmoe
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Originally Posted by Jeff The Ninja
the movie where chuck norris gets his ass kicked by bruce lee is The Chinese Connection where they fight in the roman colluseum if i remember correctly.
yea.. i remember the colluseum. it was on the documentry about bruce lee's unfinished movie.
Jan 18th, 2006 08:04 PM
Sam Return of the Dragon.
Jan 18th, 2006 07:40 PM
Jeff The Ninja the movie where chuck norris gets his ass kicked by bruce lee is The Chinese Connection where they fight in the roman colluseum if i remember correctly.
Jan 18th, 2006 07:25 PM
Sethomas Lunlun's movie was Sidekicks, the lad being suicide SeaQuest boy.
Jan 18th, 2006 07:21 PM
Marc Summers It's a love triangle :o
Jan 18th, 2006 04:21 PM
lunlun mozz did i tell you that i like you?
Jan 18th, 2006 04:16 PM
mozz Vin diesels mother gave birth to a 32oz. steak.
Jan 18th, 2006 04:00 PM
Emu and then chuck and vin laugh at your thighs, and then make out
Jan 18th, 2006 03:58 PM
The One and Only... When OAO, Chuck Norris, and Vin Diesel are seen at the same time, the universe implodes into a multi-planar singularity from the sheer power of their manliness.
Jan 18th, 2006 03:58 PM
lunlun i love jacky chan
Jan 18th, 2006 03:21 PM
Sacks I liked it better when everyone just made Mr. T jokes and left Hulk Hogan/Chuck Norris/whoever out of it.
Jan 18th, 2006 03:04 PM
ziggytrix Chuck Norris could kick Bruce Lee's ass.




He'd just need a shovel.
Jan 18th, 2006 02:53 PM
Sicktodeathmx
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Originally Posted by thebiggameover
Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris...
Agreed.
Jan 18th, 2006 02:47 PM
thebiggameover Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris...
Jan 18th, 2006 02:01 PM
Lye those chuck facts are what started the internet fad.

him and vandamme and steven seagal alwayed bugged me. all the fights are just slow motion kicks, followed by somone doing a flip off of something or through glass. and as funny as it is to say you like something that is lame, I just could never stand to watch their stuff.
Jan 18th, 2006 04:24 AM
lunlun ahhh nor i remember the title


sidekicks
Jan 18th, 2006 04:18 AM
lunlun chuck norris wakes up childhood memories.
i can remember a film but i dont know the name
there was a boy who dreamt all day long and chuck was in his dreams.
for example he was on the way to school and suddenly he imagined to be at war and chuck told him "di this do that"

at the end he is meeting him in real life

but i have to admit that walker texas ranger really is crap
Jan 17th, 2006 10:42 PM
ArrowX Have any of you seen "Invasion USA"!? The only movie on EARTH that ends with a WIld West style showdown with Rocket launchers.
Jan 17th, 2006 09:54 PM
Womti HOORAY FOR CHUCKY!
Jan 17th, 2006 09:52 PM
sonofsatchmoe there is some movie old chucky did with bruce lee in the '70s... chucky got his ass kicked big time.
Jan 17th, 2006 09:46 PM
HickMan He's awesome. I don't know what else to say besides that. You idiots.
Jan 17th, 2006 07:42 PM
DamnthatDavid Still, as Mr. Screw said, it all from Conan, and his Walker, Texas Ranger lever...
Jan 17th, 2006 06:20 PM
AChimp Rambo was a brilliant man, and he was trained to eat things that would make a billy-goat puke.
Jan 17th, 2006 05:50 PM
kahljorn All-american heroes are always hilarious. Look at rambo. Based on a character with the IQ of an iguana, how can you not help but love america?
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