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Feb 6th, 2006 09:11 PM
liquidstatik Once every couple of weeks, but you didn't have that option, so I put once a week.
Feb 6th, 2006 07:42 PM
Bod Once a day if I'm single, I find it's a good way to start the day - wakes me up and I can rise from my slumber with a happy feeling. Sometimes I might have a few extra if there's time, usually at the weekend.

Of course if I'm at my bloke's house, I'll just have sex before work, does the trick even better.
Jan 26th, 2006 01:32 AM
CosmoToad suuuuure! right.... :wink
Jan 18th, 2006 11:57 PM
DeadKennedys I actually don't jerk off either. After I saw a monkey whacking it I couldn't again
Jan 13th, 2006 03:09 AM
The Retro Kat I don't jerk it anymore, I get guys to do that for me. They can give a way better handjob than a girl, they practice on themselves.

The important thing is EWWW GROSS THERE IS A HOMELESS GUY HERE SOMEBODY SPRAY HIM WITH THE FIREHOSE GET HIM OUT OF OUR COMMUNITY IT'S YUCKY AND HE MASTURBATES IN PUBLIC SPRAY HIM WITH THE YUCKY HOSE
Jan 12th, 2006 04:51 PM
Dole I never stop wanking
Jan 12th, 2006 01:01 PM
camacazio AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH MY BRAAAINS ARE MEEEELTING
Jan 12th, 2006 12:49 PM
Womti I hate you because you're a cat.
Jan 12th, 2006 12:48 PM
MetalMilitia I hate him because he's homeless.
Jan 12th, 2006 12:46 PM
Womti HATE ME??? well, I guess thats an improvement.
Jan 12th, 2006 12:37 PM
camacazio
Quote:
Originally Posted by womti
you forgot to mention how much YOU jerk off. otherwise, dont post here. just grow up and stop being a jerk to me because I'm homeless.
We don't hate the homeless. We hate you.
Jan 12th, 2006 10:43 AM
Jeff The Ninja
Jan 12th, 2006 10:41 AM
Jeff The Ninja
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Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Quote:
Originally Posted by womti
more like once every other day.
I can't believe I missed this. So, where do you do it, in public, in the public library bathroom? On busses? Pretty much a homeless person jacking off anywhere is frowned upon, unless at their home, but obviously that doesn't exist.

Just...ewww...gross.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/morningpleasure.html
Jan 12th, 2006 08:50 AM
Womti you forgot to mention how much YOU jerk off. otherwise, dont post here. just grow up and stop being a jerk to me because I'm homeless.
Jan 12th, 2006 05:51 AM
The Retro Kat
Quote:
Originally Posted by womti
more like once every other day.
I can't believe I missed this. So, where do you do it, in public, in the public library bathroom? On busses? Pretty much a homeless person jacking off anywhere is frowned upon, unless at their home, but obviously that doesn't exist.

Just...ewww...gross.
Jan 8th, 2006 11:29 AM
Womti that explains why his avatar is screaming.... post-ejaculation shout.
Jan 7th, 2006 11:21 PM
sadie be careful. he's a ninja!
Jan 7th, 2006 11:04 PM
HickMan No wonder he Jacks off 2-3 times a day!
Jan 5th, 2006 01:58 AM
GADZOOKS Alot more now that I saw this picture. NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Jan 5th, 2006 01:52 AM
executioneer i like how you capitalized "jack" so it's like a person's name

oh wait it's jeff the ninja nevermind i don't like ANYTHING about that guy
Jan 4th, 2006 10:59 PM
The Retro Kat
Quote:
Originally Posted by womti
you know people who jerk off alot usually become stalkers.
...or homeless.
Jan 4th, 2006 10:30 PM
Ivan Raged like 10 times an hour, but i spew everytime I flex so I guess thats liek 1000 times a second or something
Jan 4th, 2006 07:53 PM
sublimeboy
Quote:
Originally Posted by womti
get a girlfriend, you pervert. I suppose you're 'jerkin' right now?? you know people who jerk off alot usually become stalkers.


Uh oh...
Jan 4th, 2006 04:41 PM
Womti get a girlfriend, you pervert. I suppose you're 'jerkin' right now?? you know people who jerk off alot usually become stalkers.
Jan 4th, 2006 04:32 PM
CrazyBlackDude All the time.
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