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| Nov 11th, 2004 05:10 AM | ||
| Imadjinn |
Jesus is a form of Joshua which in turn is a form of a name which means... *drumroll* ***!!!SALVATION!!!*** Surprise. surprise.... |
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| Nov 11th, 2004 01:18 AM | ||
| carey |
in case anyone wants to know, george has disappeared off the face of the earth. his phone is not hooked up, and I called his brother to find out what's going on but he hasn't even heard from him for almost a year. I came back to the boards looking to draw him out, but it seems he hasn't been here for a long while. I'll let everyone know what he's up to when I find him and I'll even have him come back on and say hey. |
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| Nov 6th, 2004 04:22 PM | ||
| Guitar Woman | lol @ rog | |
| Nov 6th, 2004 02:20 PM | ||
| racialslur |
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| Nov 6th, 2004 01:50 PM | ||
| FartinMowler | :/ | |
| Nov 6th, 2004 01:38 PM | ||
| GADZOOKS | Uhh, this is an old thread, mowler. | |
| Nov 6th, 2004 11:59 AM | ||
| FartinMowler |
Hi George  I'm still obnoxious 
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| Nov 6th, 2004 11:22 AM | ||
| Ihach | george! come back for good! bring nancy with you! we need you! we love you! | |
| Nov 6th, 2004 08:38 AM | ||
| the_dudefather |
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| Nov 6th, 2004 08:27 AM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux |
I miss George too..... 
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| Nov 6th, 2004 04:54 AM | ||
| FS | I miss George. | |
| Nov 6th, 2004 02:17 AM | ||
| sadie | tehee. this thread made me giggle. | |
| Feb 5th, 2003 11:11 AM | ||
| JeefGyle | Write a book, or at least make a website, maybe even with pics of Jesus in these situations. | |
| Feb 5th, 2003 10:58 AM | ||
| george |
From the Diary of Jesus Christ: Today I met a really hot guy at an appearence I made somewhere near Gallilee (sp?). I was standing there, rattling on about fish, and loaves, and checking out the chicks (you would be amazed how often the ladies show their titties to me at these shows, it is like knockers, knockers, knockers), when i saw this guy. He had nothing on but a pair of skimpy shorts and a smile. I have never thought of loving my brother quiet this way, but i want to not only be in his heart, but in his ass as well. But there is a problem, or twelve problems to be honest. If any of those bitch Apostles see me with this guy, they are going to want some of little J (hee, hee) too. then it will be all sex and no cash coming in. Man, i need to think of a plan. |
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| Feb 4th, 2003 01:09 PM | ||
| FS |
George, drop whatever writing you're doing at the moment and start a series of short stories entitled "From the diary of Jesus".
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| Feb 4th, 2003 12:21 PM | ||
| george |
that explains many things mock. i have not visited it in awhile, anything new or special going on at the church of mockery site? never mind, i will just visit. TIME FOR MY MONTHLY I MOCKERY SITE(s) VISIT. |
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| Feb 4th, 2003 12:16 PM | ||
| Protoclown |
HOLY CRAP! 
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| Feb 4th, 2003 12:13 PM | ||
| Mockery |
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| Feb 4th, 2003 12:10 PM | ||
| george |
From the Diary of jesus Christ: Today really sucks. I have been trying for the last week to get Paul to take a bath. I say "Hey Paul, you smell like a pig with shit on it's balls, take a shower for fornication's sake" "Blow me Jew Boy! If you're so dammned all powerful, you should miricale my ass clean." He says thinking he is funny. I want to punch him right in his face. He is such a dick. I am planning to get the other guys together, and then dump his sorry ass in the river. I swear to god, I was walking about twenty yards behind him, and I could smell his feet. How do they get so damn stinky? WE ARE WEARING SANDALS, I hate to imagine wshat would happen if he wore shoes. |
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| Feb 4th, 2003 11:14 AM | ||
| Helm | Legolars could use some talkin' parrot peg-legged eye-patched pirate coolness. | |
| Feb 4th, 2003 10:22 AM | ||
| LegoLars | since you are a dumb flowerpicking whore, will you please eradicate yourself from the face of the planet? | |
| Feb 4th, 2003 10:19 AM | ||
| Geggy |
I woke up this morinng and the first thing I saw coming in the internet was a face of Jesus...does that mean I'm going to die today...?
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| Feb 4th, 2003 10:17 AM | ||
| LegoLars | tell us more, spaceman! | |
| Feb 4th, 2003 10:16 AM | ||
| whoreable |
honestly he is better than most of the newbies in the past month. I think you forget the recent flow of retardation on the ezboard. ________ Fix Ps3 |
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| Feb 4th, 2003 10:15 AM | ||
| george |
dont click on that thing, it is just there to make the thread look cool. i will be telling you about jesus right here in this thread. cause i am down with the program. and if you are lucky you can join my cult. |
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