what did jesus mean?

[george]

From the Diary of Jesus Christ:

Today I met a really hot guy at an appearence I made somewhere near Gallilee (sp?). I was standing there, rattling on about fish, and loaves, and checking out the chicks (you would be amazed how often the ladies show their titties to me at these shows, it is like knockers, knockers, knockers), when i saw this guy. He had nothing on but a pair of skimpy shorts and a smile.

I have never thought of loving my brother quiet this way, but i want to not only be in his heart, but in his ass as well.

But there is a problem, or twelve problems to be honest. If any of those bitch Apostles see me with this guy, they are going to want some of little J (hee, hee) too. then it will be all sex and no cash coming in.

Man, i need to think of a plan.