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Apr 12th, 2007 06:22 AM
glowbelly terra, you will live on forever no matter what.

i was awake when they cut my kid out of my belly. i think that was the most surreal and traumatic thing i've ever gone through.
Apr 12th, 2007 03:19 AM
FartinMowler
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try cancer. i go through this every three months. they give me 2 years. and i always beat the odds and wind up getting banned here.

i chose the ban route before death. stfu.
I can only give you some crappy scripts to help the time pass
Apr 11th, 2007 09:57 PM
Terra try cancer. i go through this every three months. they give me 2 years. and i always beat the odds and wind up getting banned here.

i chose the ban route before death. stfu.
Apr 11th, 2007 09:16 PM
executioneer i've never had surgery either
Apr 11th, 2007 09:11 PM
kahljorn the drugs and the brain and breath aren't connected i can tell you that much!

probably the brain and breath are connected
Apr 11th, 2007 08:58 PM
FartinMowler I was completely out...how does that drug work? how does my brain know to breath?
Apr 11th, 2007 08:18 PM
110% ive had surgery twice and both times i woke up my entire body was shaking and i couldnt stop it

not fun
Apr 11th, 2007 07:03 PM
kahljorn i didn't like having surgery because when they put me under anasteshia i didn't realize i was being put under so i suddenly came to in another room (because i had been unconscious and not realized it0 and it felt like i had been really drunk and blacked out so i felt like i did something horrible

this was for wisdom teeth things
Apr 11th, 2007 06:56 PM
FartinMowler
First time having Surgery

I broke my nose years back in a car accident and had it fixed today twenty years after it happened.




Sitting on a Vinyl chair with a Surgery robe in a room full of other people about to be cut up is strange to say the least. I didn't like wearing a Surgery gown and sitting on a Vinyl chair for two hours. I didn't like getting hearing my legs peel off the Vinyl chair and then having to pee in a toilet that is in the same room as twenty people that are also waiting to have Surgery. My name finally gets called and I follow a guy (I call him Guy) that say's "wait here) and I'm left to wait in another room for a half hour on another Vinyl chair. I'm still kind a dizzy and I can't remember what the guy is called that puts you under but he did a wonderful job. I walked into a Surgery room and lay on a very narrow bed and I'm strapped in. They stick an I.V. in your arm and a mask on your face and I bloop I hear "Your all done". I wasn't groggy or anything and replied "Huh" I'm done?, No way"... Put in a Wheelchair and I'm home and fine...Anyone have Surgery?

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