First time having Surgery

[FartinMowler]

I broke my nose years back in a car accident and had it fixed today twenty years after it happened.




Sitting on a Vinyl chair with a Surgery robe in a room full of other people about to be cut up is strange to say the least. I didn't like wearing a Surgery gown and sitting on a Vinyl chair for two hours. I didn't like getting hearing my legs peel off the Vinyl chair and then having to pee in a toilet that is in the same room as twenty people that are also waiting to have Surgery. My name finally gets called and I follow a guy (I call him Guy) that say's "wait here) and I'm left to wait in another room for a half hour on another Vinyl chair. I'm still kind a dizzy and I can't remember what the guy is called that puts you under but he did a wonderful job. I walked into a Surgery room and lay on a very narrow bed and I'm strapped in. They stick an I.V. in your arm and a mask on your face and I bloop I hear "Your all done". I wasn't groggy or anything and replied "Huh" I'm done?, No way"... Put in a Wheelchair and I'm home and fine...Anyone have Surgery?

[kahljorn]

i didn't like having surgery because when they put me under anasteshia i didn't realize i was being put under so i suddenly came to in another room (because i had been unconscious and not realized it0 and it felt like i had been really drunk and blacked out so i felt like i did something horrible

this was for wisdom teeth things

[110%]

ive had surgery twice and both times i woke up my entire body was shaking and i couldnt stop it

not fun

[FartinMowler]

I was completely out...how does that drug work? how does my brain know to breath?

[kahljorn]

the drugs and the brain and breath aren't connected i can tell you that much!

probably the brain and breath are connected

[executioneer]

i've never had surgery either

[Terra]

try cancer. i go through this every three months. they give me 2 years. and i always beat the odds and wind up getting banned here.

i chose the ban route before death. stfu.

[FartinMowler]

try cancer. i go through this every three months. they give me 2 years. and i always beat the odds and wind up getting banned here.

i chose the ban route before death. stfu.

I can only give you some crappy scripts to help the time pass

[glowbelly]

terra, you will live on forever no matter what.

i was awake when they cut my kid out of my belly. i think that was the most surreal and traumatic thing i've ever gone through.