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Oct 20th, 2008 03:13 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost I got downgraded to a roller ball mouse today at work from some reason.



edit: Got my laser mouse back.
Oct 17th, 2008 11:38 PM
Aaarg That would be shadows.

I don't have a brother!
Oct 17th, 2008 11:24 PM
Asila Clean yourself up after you're done eating your brother's ass, damn
Oct 17th, 2008 11:20 PM
Tadao I bet it is from shit dick.
Oct 17th, 2008 11:18 PM
Aaarg Shit around who's mouf
Oct 17th, 2008 11:16 PM
glowbelly IT'S YOUR COCKJUICE COCKY COCKADOODLE DOO
Oct 17th, 2008 11:00 PM
Tadao What the fuck is that shit around your mouth son?
Oct 17th, 2008 10:51 PM
Aaarg It's all X'd out except the last four digits.

You flat-out called me a liar, so I proved that I wasn't lying.

Be a smart-ass all you want about it.
Oct 17th, 2008 10:11 PM
glowbelly flagg, this is SERIOUS. i am also requesting that the next time, arrrrrrrrrrrrrg, you let us see your social security number, too. that way chojin can do a proper background check. you never know who is posting what on the internet these days!
Oct 17th, 2008 09:11 PM
Colonel Flagg
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really? i don't believe you! i want you to post your new check as soon as you get it so we can make sure that you are someone we can trust!
Oct 17th, 2008 05:59 PM
Aaarg
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Let's see it then.
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Let's see it then.
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Let's see it then.
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Let's see it then.
ok
Oct 17th, 2008 05:55 PM
glowbelly really? i don't believe you! i want you to post your new check as soon as you get it so we can make sure that you are someone we can trust!
Oct 17th, 2008 05:51 PM
Aaarg I can read my pay stub, thank you.

I get paid at the management rate when I am management. The store closes at 10pm, and the daytime manager leaves at 5:30 (generally). From 5:30 until the time I clock out (usually 10:30), I get $20.40 (which I believe is the base wage for assistant managers) an hour. For those hours, I am "totally making $20/hr." I closed two nights last week, rounded off to five hours of management each night.

And yesterday, the one in question, I came in at 2:30, at which point the person in charge for the morning left. Yesterday, I got a full eight hours at "totally $20/hr."

Totally.
Oct 17th, 2008 05:46 PM
glowbelly ok, great!

by the way, you only got 10 hours at that rate. i wouldn't say that is totally making $20/hr. ONLY SORTA KINDA SOMETIMES. probably when the real grocery store bosses want to get together to go see your girlfriend and her dog.
Oct 17th, 2008 05:39 PM
Aaarg That doesn't even make sense.

You're going to be a bitch and accuse me of lying about how much I get paid, I'll show you how much I get paid.
Oct 17th, 2008 05:29 PM
glowbelly NEXT: proof that your girlfriend has a dog, for example: pics of her sucking it's dick.
Oct 17th, 2008 04:41 PM
Aaarg Humphrey.

The H is actually a very hillbilly name. It just so happens, my girlfriend's dog and I share a name.
Oct 17th, 2008 04:38 PM
Tadao OMG what a fag name. What does the H. stand for? Homosexual?
Oct 17th, 2008 04:36 PM
Aaarg Ask and you shall receive.
Oct 17th, 2008 04:24 PM
Tadao Let's see it then.
Oct 17th, 2008 04:22 PM
Aaarg I never said I was unhappy making 20 bucks an hour. I was implying that it's stupid they pay me so much to do stupid shit like talk to fellow employees about cockrings.

I'm in Northern Virginia, as I've already mentioned in this thread and right under my username it says "Virginia." I brought up Canton, Ohio because one of the times I was visiting I discovered that their Aldi's are actually grocery stores, with meat and produce. Ours sell the bare essentials, the last I checked.

I can show paystubs. I make $20.40 an hour for any time I spend as management. My base wage, for all other times, is currently $11.00.
Oct 17th, 2008 02:40 PM
glowbelly um.
Oct 17th, 2008 01:44 PM
Cosmo Electrolux the money or the cock?
Oct 17th, 2008 01:37 PM
glowbelly i know i would :O
Oct 17th, 2008 01:02 PM
Grislygus Trust me, he loves it.
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