Things that happened to me at work today.

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- A lady said "fuck you" and hung up on me.
- A customer threatened to punch the next cashier who asks for a donation in the face.
- An employee asked me if I had any experience with cockrings.
- I made somebody fall on the ground laughing when, in a discussion of a little girl who will surely grow up to be a slut, I said "she'll miss her first period 'cause she'll be preggers." I think he overreacted.
- A customer told me about how much her neighbor looks like a big flaccid penis.
- I was informed that another employee "likes me." She is 28, mentally challenged, and has three kids.
- A cashier found a little baggie of pot that a customer had dropped. Another employee doesn't think I noticed her pocketing it when she pretended to throw it away.

I make 20 bucks an hour for this shit.