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May 20th, 2003 02:09 PM
mburbank Probably. Could you sound anymore like a biggoted, pigeonholing, ignorant crap basket?

And can you stop pigeonholing? It's very rough on the Pigeons, not to mention sin against nature.
May 20th, 2003 02:02 PM
VinceZeb Damn Max, could you sound any more like a Upper West Side elitist Jew?
May 20th, 2003 01:43 PM
Bennett i don't know, there isn't a predicate.
May 20th, 2003 01:39 PM
mburbank See? When you stick to two word sentences, you do okay.
May 20th, 2003 12:36 PM
VinceZeb Your momma.
May 20th, 2003 11:22 AM
mburbank Are you familliar with what that phrase means?

In this context it would mean that I actually agree with you and feel forced to disagree in order to insult you.

I don't agree with you at all, not even a little. This meakes it easy for me to insult you while making a point that leaves my nose right where it's always been on the front of my face.

You can't just randomly select an idiomatic phrase and cross your fingers, hoping like hell it means what you want it to mean. You need to try to pick phrases that actually do mean what you want them to mean. That's what writing is all about. But like the fox and the grapes, you insist on robbing Peter to pay Paul.
May 20th, 2003 10:48 AM
VinceZeb Max, your continued attempt to try and insult me just keeps you busy cutting off your nose to spite your face.
May 20th, 2003 10:11 AM
mburbank So, Vinth... the reason we made no effort to stop Iraqs nuclear facilities from looting and have made no effort to catalogue, iedentify or track alleged Iraqi radioactive and fissionable materials is because we...

Well, wait, we had to go to war with Iraq and draw intelligence away from Al Quaeda because among other things, Iraq had radioactive and fissionable materials and we were scared they might give them to al Quaeda, so we one the war but we didn't think about looting and when it begun we... Uhmm... we figured.... uh...

See, here's the thing: My jokes and our poloicy as regards Iraqs nuclear capacity offer my family just about the same amount of protection. Oh, wait, my jokes never made sure as many Iraquis could get their hands on dirty bomb materials to sell as possible. So I think I'll keep making jokes. Their lead bunkers compared to our foreign policy.

And what is your perverse fixation with my family> I hardly ever bring your Mother's shame into the conversation.
May 20th, 2003 09:50 AM
VinceZeb ABCD nailed it on the head.
May 20th, 2003 08:53 AM
theapportioner Funny, that describes you perfectly.
May 20th, 2003 04:43 AM
Abcdxxxx "troublemakers" ? a lot of people are in hospitals fighting to live. once again - you're a patronizing apologist.
May 19th, 2003 06:13 PM
VinceZeb Who cares what their reasoning is? Just stop them. But we should have let Iraq go without any punishment or restraint, because we all now that the dirty nuke they could deploy would explode but max would stop it from hurting his family just by saying "Hey, I made fun of Bush and I think you guys should not be invaded" because as we all know, bomb blasts can only affect certain people.
May 19th, 2003 02:19 PM
mburbank Thank God we took time off from fighting Al Quaeda to have that war. Think of all the WMD Al Quadea could have had just by asking Saddam.


Hey! That's how we can find them! Let's get Al Quaeda to look for them.
May 19th, 2003 02:04 PM
theapportioner
The Recent Suicide Attacks

It seems that Al Qaeda and Hamas were simply biding their time, and that they have their shit together better than most had come to believe, despite US and Israeli efforts to quash the respective troublemakers. Different reasons for their uppityness obviously -- for Hamas it's the "roadmap", and for Al Qaeda it's retaliation for the Iraq war.

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