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Jan 21st, 2009 09:29 PM
ZeldaQueen
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Originally Posted by TheBigMan045 View Post
How can you not love the zombie garden statue, the only thing that would make it perfect is making it move and moan
Now that would be good. Program it to groan and say "I'll eat your brains!" when you bump into it. Imagine the possibilities! Put one on your lawn at Halloween to scare trick-or-treaters. Or use it as a low-budget security system. It would have been perfect for the time some stupid kids snuck up to our house at nine at night, rang our doorbell, and ran (my dad stole the bike they left behind and had the last laugh though!)

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and bite jehovah's witnesses
That would be perfect.

Personally, I found the UraClub to be a pretty weird one.
Jan 21st, 2009 06:11 PM
Kitsa The Foy's place I was talking about earlier (the halloween wonderland place) has one of those "Coffin Risers". He shoots up so quickly and violently I always swear his head's going to go flying across the room. I'm really surprised it doesn't.
Jan 21st, 2009 05:31 PM
Dimnos This is now the "Bad ass animatronic zombie thread"

http://thehorrordome.com/HDSHOPPINGP...ICSZombies.htm
Jan 21st, 2009 12:31 AM
executioneer and bite jehovah's witnesses
Jan 20th, 2009 11:21 PM
TheBigMan045 How can you not love the zombie garden statue, the only thing that would make it perfect is making it move and moan
Jan 19th, 2009 09:14 PM
ZeldaQueen
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ugh to dave barry
That, it seems, is were we must disagree.
Jan 19th, 2009 02:15 PM
glowbelly ugh to dave barry
Jan 19th, 2009 01:55 PM
Dimnos I dont know what that guy is talking about. The zombie yard sculpture is where its at. I want like 20 of em. Paint them all a little different. Maybe add some scars or open wounds to their faces.
Jan 18th, 2009 11:14 PM
ZeldaQueen
Not-So-Great Gifts

http://www.miamiherald.com/dave_barr...ry/782141.html

I just read this and it seemed like a good story to share here, so enjoy!

I personally find the "Restroom Baby Hanger", the "Uroclub" and the "Gassy Gus Flatulence Game" to be the funniest.

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