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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 11:21 PM       
How can you not love the zombie garden statue, the only thing that would make it perfect is making it move and moan
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Old Jan 21st, 2009, 09:29 PM       
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How can you not love the zombie garden statue, the only thing that would make it perfect is making it move and moan
Now that would be good. Program it to groan and say "I'll eat your brains!" when you bump into it. Imagine the possibilities! Put one on your lawn at Halloween to scare trick-or-treaters. Or use it as a low-budget security system. It would have been perfect for the time some stupid kids snuck up to our house at nine at night, rang our doorbell, and ran (my dad stole the bike they left behind and had the last laugh though!)

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Personally, I found the UraClub to be a pretty weird one.
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