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| Jul 7th, 2003 05:16 PM | ||
| Rongi |
My dad is bald 
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| Jul 7th, 2003 01:42 PM | ||
| NIGhtMAre |
Chojin? jin? and some other jin? okay im confused. 
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| Jul 7th, 2003 08:58 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
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| Jul 7th, 2003 08:24 AM | ||
| jin |
JIN*: Hi. CHOJIN: Hi. JIN*: WANT SEX??? CHOJIN: YES. *sex*. I wish that last part happened. Damn pacific ocean. BARRIER OF LOVE.
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| Jul 7th, 2003 07:54 AM | ||
| fat_tony |
Here is some of the arguments me and my old man get into. Dad: Hey cool movie, hey isn't that the guy from Predetor? Tony: No that's not him the guy in this movie is Billy Dee Williams... You know Lando from Star Wars.. Dad: Oh yeah.. Isn't he on Predator? Tony: No thats a different actor. Dad: No I'm pretty sure it's him. Tony: No dad your wrong. Dad: Nah your wrong. Tony: Goddammit dad I will kill you! Dad: Your wrong (I grab a ice pick and shove it in my dads cornea) Tony: You are fucking wrong!!! Dad: AWWWW!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST CHECK THE FUCKING IMDB? Tony: Because you need to learn the error of your poor judgment. Well maybe the last half doesn't happen. |
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| Jul 6th, 2003 08:04 PM | ||
| NIGhtMAre |
REtrokat, just hit him in the hip. he oughta go down 
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| Jul 6th, 2003 04:30 PM | ||
| The Retro Kat | I did football and boxing as well as art classes and band. I don't know what that makes me, but I know my dad would severly beat the shit out of me if i tried anything crazy. He's fucking huge, he's 54 years old, and a god damned fireman. I don't stand a chance. Unless I use gool ol Bowie. | |
| Jul 6th, 2003 06:53 AM | ||
| FS | This post should be marked for sucking. I opened it expecting a detailed description of a patriarchal knife fight. | |
| Jul 6th, 2003 05:47 AM | ||
| executioneer |
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HATE -willie |
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| Jul 6th, 2003 05:11 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
If he only knew what your internet screen name was, he'd know not to argue with you 
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| Jul 6th, 2003 04:20 AM | ||
| Rev. Danno |
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It's not a fight unless someone bleeds, or bruises... ask your mother. |
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| Jul 6th, 2003 03:30 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
Awww poor wiffles ;_;
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| Jul 6th, 2003 12:50 AM | ||
| Les Waste |
Wiffles needs to post more. And ArtificialBrandon's avatar makes me mad, because I think it's form Chrono Cross and I fucking hated that game. But even if it isn't from Chrono Cross, it made me think about Chrono Cross, and that's bad too.
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| Jul 6th, 2003 12:19 AM | ||
| AChimp |
I sacked my dad when I was six. He smacked on the side of the head and then went to sit down for a while.
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| Jul 6th, 2003 12:14 AM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch | It's ashame that he didn't break any of your bones. | |
| Jul 5th, 2003 11:46 PM | ||
| Wiffles | My jock dad once beat me up badly, he then bought me some ice cream afterwards ;____; | |
| Jul 5th, 2003 11:20 PM | ||
| CaptainBubba |
I love my dad very much. I wish my family was dysfunctional so I could hate them and get attention from ladies and get pity lovin'. 
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| Jul 5th, 2003 09:58 PM | ||
| The_voice_of_reason |
My father just apologized to me and said that he can see things from my point of view. He just wishes I'd be more supportive of my brother. I wouldn't fight my dad anyway |
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| Jul 5th, 2003 09:52 PM | ||
| The One and Only... | I kicked my dad in the nuts once. Now that I think about it, I wish I was older so it would have been funnier. | |
| Jul 5th, 2003 09:49 PM | ||
| AChimp |
It's better this way. Choir is for girls and wimps. VoR's brother will obviously become the real man because football will teach him the skills required to kick his dad's ass. 
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| Jul 5th, 2003 09:35 PM | ||
| Jeanette X |
Your father is a prick who obviously values sports more than he does the arts. Who says that choir doesn't build character? Loyalty my ass.
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| Jul 5th, 2003 09:17 PM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch |
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| Jul 5th, 2003 09:06 PM | ||
| Evil Robot |
I hope your father was drunk and abusive when you were a child so you grow up all fucked up and eventually wind up a serial killer who stalks victims that resemble your mother. And I too hate football. All football players are latent homosexuals including your brother. |
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| Jul 5th, 2003 08:03 PM | ||
| The_voice_of_reason | I get the loyalty angle but the bottom line is that the football team doesn't need money and the fine arts program does. | |
| Jul 5th, 2003 08:01 PM | ||
| AChimp |
You're not a real man until you've beat up your dad.
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