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Sep 9th, 2003 12:03 PM
Helm Only upside down so he could catch the semen with his mouth.
Sep 8th, 2003 11:30 AM
kellychaos I wonder if the Buddha masturbated. :/
Sep 8th, 2003 08:22 AM
glowbelly it's cool to be a masochist 8-)
Sep 8th, 2003 06:39 AM
Helm
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why would you make a bet with someone about how long you can go without rubbing one out when,
Because:


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5. the only person who is suffering is yourself
Sep 7th, 2003 01:06 PM
sadie the y's have the sperm.
Sep 7th, 2003 06:01 AM
FS Or should it be XX? I was trying to address your chromosomes.
Sep 7th, 2003 12:52 AM
The Retro Kat I went 8 or 9 months, I'm out though. It was the best masturbation I ever had.
Sep 7th, 2003 12:30 AM
glowbelly i dunno. maybe fs is the one hiding the secret.

or maybe they just do things all backwards in dutch-land.
Sep 7th, 2003 12:26 AM
Esuohlim WHAT IS THIS XY BUSINESS?
Sep 7th, 2003 12:02 AM
glowbelly i'm a girl
Sep 6th, 2003 06:31 PM
Esuohlim WTF? XY? DOES GLOWBELLY HAVE A SECRET?

I'm doing good, so far it's been 10 hours. DOES PULLING ON YOUR BONER UNTIL YOU SPURT COUNT? BECAUSE IF SO THEN I'M OUT.
Sep 6th, 2003 01:12 PM
FS Take your carnal distractions away from this thread, XY!
Sep 6th, 2003 10:43 AM
glowbelly you're goddamn right. :b

why would you make a bet with someone about how long you can go without rubbing one out when,

1. masturbation is pleasurable
2. there is no prize
3. eventually you're going to do it and lose to someone who can hold out longer than you
4. people can LIE
AND
5. the only person who is suffering is yourself

??

Sep 6th, 2003 10:31 AM
Helm Whereas we all know women have never found their masturbation habits to be even the littlest bit questionable.
Sep 6th, 2003 07:51 AM
glowbelly only boys would do something as ridiculous as this
Sep 6th, 2003 04:48 AM
Jixby Phillips 26 hours :D
Sep 5th, 2003 11:12 AM
Helm I'm still going strong
Sep 5th, 2003 03:36 AM
Jixby Phillips I haven't jerked off in an hour.
Sep 5th, 2003 02:59 AM
Rev. Danno Ok, I haven't touched myself in three weeks, can I bee a part f this?
Ichose to stop masturbating a few weeks ago, I think I could "beat" you all...
Aug 3rd, 2003 08:15 PM
Rongi Ok I'm out

The other day I had cinimax on, and it was like, 12 at night and some porno thing came on and...well, you do the math
Aug 1st, 2003 01:34 AM
Anonymous this reminds me of a part of the seinfeld/Oz SNL skit. with male rape.

:<
Jul 31st, 2003 10:57 AM
KILLADEUCE
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I can make washcloth sculptures that can stand up on their own. Hey wait! That's not related to the topic ... or is it?

I think it has ALOT to do with topic actually. You just have to read between the lines...

Or DOES It??
Jul 31st, 2003 10:36 AM
kellychaos I can make washcloth sculptures that can stand up on their own. Hey wait! That's not related to the topic ... or is it?
Jul 28th, 2003 08:25 PM
KILLADEUCE Nah it doesnt count ya' Lucky bastage
Jul 28th, 2003 08:04 PM
Mike Well then I'll just assume that it doesn't count. 15 days.
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