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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 06:27 PM        The Bet
So, I was away with my family, to a little summerhouse. Close quarters, little privacy. Not much opportunities - nor inspiration - to practice self-love. And as the days went by, I began getting curious of how long this would last. So I started abstinating.

I'm back home now, with privacy and inspiration abound, so the real test begins. I've been on dry land for ten solid days. I've noticed that I have lots more energy to do stuff (aside from wrestling my bishop), and to some extent, stimulated creativity (I finally picked up some writing again). On the other hand, if I don't have anything to do I actually feel jittery and restless, and my mind wanders into scenes and images that can be annoying and almost disturbing.

I see no reason why I should be going nonsexual turkey all by myself, so I'm looking for people who think they can beat me. Based on honesty of course. The way I figure it, wet dreams set you back several days, and women have to come up with at least twice as many days, if not more, to compete. I have no idea what the 'prize' would be, but I guess it'd be only fair for the winner to make love to me. Who dares?
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 06:44 PM       
I'd take you on, but I don't think I like the prize you're offering.
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 07:07 PM       
You've got to stop masturbating, Albert.

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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 07:19 PM       
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 07:56 PM       
I think i can beat you... Although ive only got 6 days to you're 10- I'm already halucinating about tawnee stone... I can see her... I can almost grab... NO!!

So thats basically it- 6 days to you're ten Let's see who's The Greatest?! Cause i know i aint...

Btw You can keep the grand prize... If i wanted to sleep with a Sweaty Beast I'd go rape a Gorilla...
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 09:23 PM       
I couldn't do it. I've tried, it doesn't work. Unless I'm so occupied that I don't even think about it, I end up thinking about it and once I think about it I have to do it or else I'll go crazy. Like when no one finishes singing that song "I'm Sailing Away" by Styx...
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 09:48 PM       
My longest was during Lent, in all it was about 50 days. It was easy though because of previously mentioned side-effects. Some nuB claimed he's gone a year, I think.
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 10:02 PM       
I stopped masturbating from the day I met my last girlfriend until we broke up...of course, that was only three weeks....

Oh, and Tawnee Stone's sister is way hotter.

That smiley had to come up sooner or later in this thread.
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 10:19 PM       
I was going to take you up on your challenge, FS, but I disqualified myself by the time I got to posting.
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 08:13 PM       
I'm taking you on. I have a headstart of about two months on you, though.
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 11:13 PM       
Put a little incentive behind the bet and more people would be interested. Like, offer your mom up for the guy who can hold out the longest.
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 11:42 PM       
Ha! I haven't whacked Mr. Winky around in 5 minutes, now that's self control



In all seriousness, I haven't done it in at least 3 or 4 days, due to tiredness and lazyness
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Old Jul 27th, 2003, 01:03 AM       
OMG THIS REMINDS ME OF SEINFELD

I'm seriously going to try this. I haven't done in...5 hours.

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Old Jul 27th, 2003, 07:21 PM       
I haven't done it in about one year and 6 or 7 months.



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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 12:40 PM       
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 01:47 PM       
I uh... withdraw my challenge.
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 02:16 PM       
I'm 41 hours in...
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 02:41 PM       
You are all very very fucked.
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 03:53 PM       
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 04:23 PM       
HAHAH i was gonna say, I'm on day 9 Shit is tough man
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 06:07 PM       
Does getting laid count? If not, it's been 15 days. If so, it's been 10.
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 07:13 PM       
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 07:24 PM       
If sex counts then its been a day. If not, its been a day.
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 07:30 PM       
If having sex with a couch counts, it's been... let me get back to you on that.
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