Hell yeah, motherfuckers. The rest of Smackdown was pretty good tonight, except for Matt Hardy vs Eric Escobar: EXTREME JIGGLEPAUNCH SHOWDOWN |
Screw that noise, this was the best thing to happen in wrestling so far this month
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Well that was rather disgusting and disgraceful
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so why is wwf in the sports section? it should most certainly be in the television area with the other soap operas
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Sports entertainment.
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Haha, oh my god, Team Smackdown is going to get fucking buried after the lineup change.
I can't understand any of these swaps. Finlay? Matt Hardy? R-Truth? The fucking Hart Dynasty? I didn't really like any of the original team other than McIntyre but they were better than those retards. |
FINLAY!!!!!!!!
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Hulk Hogan's coming to TNA.
SECOND BANANA'S GONNA RUN WILD ON YOU, BROTHER |
He needs money now that his ex is taking him to the cleaners :D
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I like how Cena gets 2 title attempts, both times with the stipulation that Orton can't rematch. Why? Cena got like 10 tries before he finally won the "I Quit" match, and that was pretty much a foregone conclusion since the WWE decided that superfaces can never lose by submission. The ironman match was pretty good, but why in the graces of fuck would you tap out with 3 seconds left on the clock? I'd be fine with my boy losing if it didn't always happen in the lamest way every single time.
Smackdown could have really used Cena, too, since they're already pandering to the K-12 crowd over there. So now Cena has a belt that he doesn't need, and Orton is feuding with.. Kofi? What did he do to deserve that? Did Orton really punt Shane in the head? |
Kofi was such a hardass wrecking Orton's super cool nascar :rolleyes
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REALLY?
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Orton is a no trick pony.
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I was anxious to see him wrestle last night, because I've never actually sat down to watch a Randy Orton match, but then Legacy ran out and I was like "oh fuck you, buddy, can't you do anything for yourself"
And then Ozzy and Sharon brought out team Kool-Aid to help Kofi, and neither Kofi or Orton got any time in the ring after that. Aren't they the fucking ones feuding, here? Best match of the night was Evan Bourne vs The Miz, but it's horseshit that Miz won at the last second after getting his ass kicked spectacularly the entire time. Again. |
I'm pretty sure Miz is just 2P of Jack Swagger. I did see the Kool-Aid allstars come out and rumble.
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Unless he is wrestling John Cena, then he just gets steamrolllllllllleeeeeeddd.
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When I saw Cena vs Miz at "The Bash" :rolleyes it was Cena no selling the two offensive moves Miz managed to crap out and then Cena going through his entire move list in under 2 minutes. Then the next night at RAW it was basically the same thing but longer. :(
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SHOULDER BLOCK
SHOULDER BLOCK DODGE A PUNCH BACK DROP 5-KNUCKLE SHUFFLE F-U that should be his finisher in the game ;< it requires too much cooperation on the other guy's part to pull off the entire combo sometimes orton just lays down for the second shoulder block and cena goes flying out of the ring, it's hilarious |
That is basically what he did to Miz except he ended it with the STFU after the FU or as it is now known "The Attitude Adjustment"
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I'm more worried about the northern ireland against southern ireland. I feel like no one hates the Irish more than the Irish :(
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OH COOL NEXT WEEK MONDAY NIGHT RAW IS BEING HOSTED BY NICKLEBACK. I GUESS I'M NEVER WATCHING IT AGAIN. EVER.
EEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR. >: THE FUCKING LINE HAS BEEN FUCKING CROSSSSED. |
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