MOMS
 

ATM the scene that i hate the most are MOMS

moms are jerks who freak out over every little thing!!

freinds moms are always making you uncomfortable and making your friends go home early. they act all nice in front of you and then accuse you of smoking when im not around

they drive stupid ford explorers and dont know how to pull out of a parking lot

if they lose their kid they come on TV all "*crying* I WANTR MY BABY BACK"

on Law and Order moms always say things like "MY SON ISNT A RAPIST THAT GIRL IS JUST A TEASE" "My son isnt a sex offender he just needs help!!"

on Oprah they are like "Whuuuut im forty and i want to learn pole dancing to be SEXY" and like 'uuhhh i wasted my whole life being married but now i want to work on ME'

If I can't pole dance I'm not going to be a mommy! >:

I know what you mean Pillowfight :(

my friend is becoming a mom maybe ! :( :( :( :(

Maybe? Clarification please!

WHY DO U CARE

Hey Jixby how did those Achewood comics turn out? Was the quailty ok? It took me quite awhile to get it presentable.

Is there any idea who is the father? >:

Terra likes to have her fingers in many a pie, her foot in many a door, her nose in many a nother person's business.

Rankeri is a dick.

It's called diversifying. All the cool corporations are doing it. :(

It's called being a b*tch

do i need to clarify that my friend is an adult in an adult relationship but still MY AGE and thats why I am disturbed by it

It was the "maybe" part in your post that I was curious about. It just sounded as if she was "considering" motherhood. But not one.

theres chance in everything man

Oh man, we could talk about Schrödinger's Fetus or something like that. :eek

:(

happy mothers day, glowbelly. ;<

thank you :)