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Old May 10th, 2006, 06:43 PM        MOMS
ATM the scene that i hate the most are MOMS

moms are jerks who freak out over every little thing!!

freinds moms are always making you uncomfortable and making your friends go home early. they act all nice in front of you and then accuse you of smoking when im not around

they drive stupid ford explorers and dont know how to pull out of a parking lot

if they lose their kid they come on TV all "*crying* I WANTR MY BABY BACK"
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Old May 10th, 2006, 06:47 PM       
on Law and Order moms always say things like "MY SON ISNT A RAPIST THAT GIRL IS JUST A TEASE" "My son isnt a sex offender he just needs help!!"

on Oprah they are like "Whuuuut im forty and i want to learn pole dancing to be SEXY" and like 'uuhhh i wasted my whole life being married but now i want to work on ME'
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Old May 10th, 2006, 08:25 PM       
If I can't pole dance I'm not going to be a mommy!
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Old May 10th, 2006, 09:04 PM       
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Old May 10th, 2006, 10:43 PM       
my friend is becoming a mom maybe !
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Old May 10th, 2006, 11:23 PM       
Maybe? Clarification please!
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Old May 11th, 2006, 12:45 AM       
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Old May 11th, 2006, 01:09 AM       
Hey Jixby how did those Achewood comics turn out? Was the quailty ok? It took me quite awhile to get it presentable.
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Old May 11th, 2006, 03:27 AM       
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my friend is becoming a mom maybe !
Is there any idea who is the father?
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Old May 11th, 2006, 07:16 AM       
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Old May 11th, 2006, 09:58 AM       
It's called diversifying. All the cool corporations are doing it.
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Old May 11th, 2006, 11:27 AM       
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Old May 11th, 2006, 04:12 PM       
do i need to clarify that my friend is an adult in an adult relationship but still MY AGE and thats why I am disturbed by it
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Old May 12th, 2006, 09:51 AM       
It was the "maybe" part in your post that I was curious about. It just sounded as if she was "considering" motherhood. But not one.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 12:19 AM       
theres chance in everything man
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Old May 13th, 2006, 09:33 AM       
Oh man, we could talk about Schrödinger's Fetus or something like that.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 09:43 PM       
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Old May 14th, 2006, 11:42 AM       
happy mothers day, glowbelly. ;<
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Old May 14th, 2006, 10:33 PM       
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