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Forum: General Blabber Aug 31st, 2003, 02:31 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 4,720
Posted By smoke66
you even have the same racist crap in...

you even have the same racist crap in common...you were made for each other :bestthread
Forum: General Blabber Aug 31st, 2003, 02:22 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,973
Posted By smoke66
along those lines....

I have one that's along those lines...

How do you reuse a condom?

Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.

Hahaha...sigh...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 26th, 2003, 02:10 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,973
Posted By smoke66
Oh, yes, massa...i'll get back to plowing those...

Oh, yes, massa...i'll get back to plowing those fields right after i sic the donkey on your ass. I might even cut a switch, but the only way you're touching it is when it smacks you upside your...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 25th, 2003, 08:07 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,973
Posted By smoke66
How do you confuse captainbubba? Show him a white...

How do you confuse captainbubba? Show him a white boy...he thinks they are black.

How do you kill captainbubba? Put him in Harlem somewhere...he'll commit suicide as soon as he opens his damn mouth.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 25th, 2003, 03:50 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,937
Posted By smoke66
do you not like fight club? i don't do it to be...

do you not like fight club? i don't do it to be trendy or any stupid shit like that...i think those are words to live by....and i agree with perndog
Forum: General Blabber Aug 25th, 2003, 01:13 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 7,305
Posted By smoke66
You are forgetting about the most sought after...

You are forgetting about the most sought after sight a man can see: THE CAMEL TOE!!!!!!
Forum: General Blabber Aug 25th, 2003, 12:55 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,973
Posted By smoke66
How do you confuse a blond? Tell her to piss in...

How do you confuse a blond?
Tell her to piss in the corner of a round room.


How does the blond confuse you?
Comes back and says she did.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 25th, 2003, 12:53 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,937
Posted By smoke66
i would guess because of the connotations of...

i would guess because of the connotations of their name....i mean, damn near everyone on here is lonely as hell and wishing they could get some, and I'm sure there is some subconscious release by...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 25th, 2003, 12:50 AM
Replies: 98
Views: 16,204
Posted By smoke66
I would say 5", and it ain't the size of the...

I would say 5", and it ain't the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean that matters. I'm gonna say 13" and hope someone mistakes me for john holmes or long dong silver or something...hope...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 25th, 2003, 12:39 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,973
Posted By smoke66
More jokes....

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead decide to go camping out in the woods. Being city girls and all, they decide to take a nature hike and enjoy the untouched and pristine woods, and all that...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 25th, 2003, 12:33 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 4,485
Posted By smoke66
All right, this dude doesn't need anymore beer

you might notice there is a new topic....it was supposed to be a reply to this thread, so if you're interested in reading it and then mocking my drunken stupidity, feel free...I'm going to go do the...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 25th, 2003, 12:31 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,937
Posted By smoke66
It's Pennywise the clown, AKA IT

You know protoclown, I would think you would have more appreciation for the people who wrote "Psycho Circus."
And yes, I can understand your innate fear of clowns....can't sleep, clowns will eat me,...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 25th, 2003, 12:21 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,973
Posted By smoke66
You want Jokes? You want JOKES? OK, I give you Jokes

Alright, so these 3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one walks up to the bartender and says, "Barkeep, I would like a glass of warm blood." The bartender looks at him, and says, " I don't know...
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