JOKES >:(

[smoke66]

Alright, so these 3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one walks up to the bartender and says, "Barkeep, I would like a glass of warm blood." The bartender looks at him, and says, " I don't know what you're thinking, but we don't serve blood here, and I'm going to have to ask you to leave." The vampire gets pissed off and leaves.
The second vampire walks up and asks the bartender for the same thing, and the bartender gives him the same reply. The second vampire makes a few veiled threats and walks away to find blood elsewhere.
The third vampire walks up and says,"Bartender, I would like a hot cup of water." The bartender looks at him kind of confused like and says, "I can give you a cup of hot water, but I have to ask you, your two friends before you both asked for a warm cup of blood, and all you want is water?"
The vampire pulls a used tampon out of his pocket, and simply says "Tea."