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Those crazy americans also carry packets of powdered ranch dip mix.
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The only powdered or remotely powdered salad dressing I've ever even heard of is Italian. Ranch sounds like it would turn out nasty if it were to be reconstituted. Lumpy-like.
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they look at me like I just asked where they kept the square watermelons.
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I have, however seen those. Especially towards the middle of summer. People get crazy with thier produce around that time of year.
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I've also noticed that only certain parts of north america now carry the "baggies" of milk that you snip open the corner of and put in a jug.
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I'm guessing you mean powdered milk, too? What the fuck is it with you and powdered shit. It can't save THAT much money.
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The more south you go the more likey you are to be shot for asking for clamato juice. What in the great holy hell else would you use to make a ceasar with? tomato juice? that a bloody MARY, you pickup truck driving, tobacco spitting, black people hating mother fucker!
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Clamato juice? What the hell is that shit? Whats a ceasar?! Something to do with a bloody mary? Do explain these crazy Canadian traditions.
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Canada and America should be the two countries that carry the exact same shit ALL the time, EVERYWHERE, for the EXACT same price.
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Why not just combine all industries into one and place one of these super-stores in each neighborhood?