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Old Dec 23rd, 2006, 04:10 PM       
No, the Darwin awards aren't merely natural selection. They are awarded to people so spectacularly stupid that their deaths and/or inability to procreate greatly improves the human race as a whole.

Also, kids aren't allowed to get Darwin awards, seeing as how they haven't fully developed mentally.
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