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Originally Posted by CaptainBubba
dscoM0nkie (1:59:18 AM): man I can see why you said my family was poor genes ahaha
EX (1:59:41 AM): dont be a d ick
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Man she said your family was poor genes? What the fuck is that shit about? If she did say something like that then you really have every right to be as much of a dick to her as you want without feeling any remorse.
Wait, she fucked your buddy? Coooooolllllllllddd Bloooooooooded! That's why I stay away from those girls now.
Girlfriends really aren't worth your time in the long run. Sure you think she's special and yea she can do that thing with her esophagus, but is it really worth it? Where you were once big and strong, gripping life by the backhair, now you are reduced to a James-esque type of worthlessness.
Suplex that bitch. That's all I'm saying, shit.