Exes :rolleyes am I right?

[CaptainBubba]

EX (1:57:29 AM): my sister has chlamydia and is addicted to cocaine
dscoM0nkie (1:57:50 AM): thats hilarious
Auto Response from EX (1:57:59 AM): channeling my inner bridget jones, drinking a bottle of wine

just say no to emotional fuckwittage.
EX (1:58:11 AM): no its not!
dscoM0nkie (1:58:55 AM): seriously thats awesome
EX (1:59:17 AM): why>>>
dscoM0nkie (1:59:18 AM): man I can see why you said my family was poor genes ahaha
EX (1:59:41 AM): dont be a d ick
dscoM0nkie (1:59:55 AM): why are you even telling me this?
EX (2:00:31 AM): because once upon a time youd be my firnd
dscoM0nkie (2:01:04 AM): once upon a time you fucked my friend and became a total generic bitch with no semblance of the personality that I liked in you
EX (2:01:28 AM): did not! lewis is myy friend!
dscoM0nkie (2:02:26 AM): ohhhh right oh god sorry right oh man silly me yea we can be friends now god what was i thinking you're not a bitch my bad you had sex with him because hes so hot, not to hurt me or anything, and you aren't different at all, not like the you im interested in ever ever talking to would make fun of the new you
EX (2:03:17 AM): gagag. youre so awesome and cool and yadda yadda yadda
dscoM0nkie (2:03:20 AM): you're fat
EX (2:03:43 AM): am not!
dscoM0nkie (2:03:37 AM): you are fat
EX (2:03:49 AM): i'm hot!
dscoM0nkie (2:03:53 AM): im sure the blubber provides excellent insulation yes
EX (2:04:10 AM): your mom
dscoM0nkie (2:04:07 AM): what about her?
dscoM0nkie (2:04:12 AM): oh also you are fat
EX (2:04:26 AM): i dont know
dscoM0nkie (2:04:20 AM): oh ok