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Sep 27th, 2007, 09:57 PM
Best line...
"1 out of every 3 people in America is killed every fifteen minutes (luckily, those figures are offset by our enormous birthrate), and on Halloween, those figures triple."
I paused. Read it again. Laughed my ass off.
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"Well again I didn't mean to throw a damper. Believe me that's the last thing I'd like to throw. I don't want to throw anything at all really. But when folks are horribly mutilated, I feel it's my job to tell others. We take our horrible mutilations seriously up in these parts."
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