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Old Sep 27th, 2007, 09:57 PM       
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"1 out of every 3 people in America is killed every fifteen minutes (luckily, those figures are offset by our enormous birthrate), and on Halloween, those figures triple."

I paused. Read it again. Laughed my ass off.
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