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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement
Uh... Cause they're sexy? And soft? And nice to hold? Cause I'm a horny 17-year-old? What straight guy DOESN'T like girls? Besides, if christianity is true, then it's unfair that some get to have sex and I have to miss out cause I was ABSTINENT like God TOLD ME to be!
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You are weak like a little baby. Stop watching Fruits Basket and watch Point Blank with Lee Marvin and Taxi Driver. Stop eating quiche. Start doing pull ups on jungle gyms in bad neighborhoods and running in the morning in a ratty gray sweat suit. Grab the pearl and ride the dragon's wings you sad bastard, because only then will you truly be able to pick up women and understand their evil ways.