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WHY ARE GIRLS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU? ARE YOU 13? ARE YOU SECRETLY GAY? WHAT IS IT!
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Uh... Cause they're sexy? And soft? And nice to hold? Cause I'm a horny 17-year-old? What straight guy DOESN'T like girls? Besides, if christianity is true, then it's unfair that some get to have sex and I have to miss out cause I was ABSTINENT like God TOLD ME to be!
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Who wants to start a money pool on how many dead Asian girls will be found in his freezer?
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Come on, I'm not THAT creepy!
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Jonathan you know how in Christianity it's a sin to kill yourself? I think you should rebel against that
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And waste the only life I may have? That would defeat the purpose. I might as well go back to being a christian...