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Jonathan Clement Jonathan Clement is offline
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Old Dec 23rd, 2007, 05:11 PM       
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WHY ARE GIRLS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU? ARE YOU 13? ARE YOU SECRETLY GAY? WHAT IS IT!
Uh... Cause they're sexy? And soft? And nice to hold? Cause I'm a horny 17-year-old? What straight guy DOESN'T like girls? Besides, if christianity is true, then it's unfair that some get to have sex and I have to miss out cause I was ABSTINENT like God TOLD ME to be!

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Who wants to start a money pool on how many dead Asian girls will be found in his freezer?
Come on, I'm not THAT creepy!

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Jonathan you know how in Christianity it's a sin to kill yourself? I think you should rebel against that
And waste the only life I may have? That would defeat the purpose. I might as well go back to being a christian...

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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 03:37 AM       
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Uh... Cause they're sexy? And soft? And nice to hold? Cause I'm a horny 17-year-old? What straight guy DOESN'T like girls? Besides, if christianity is true, then it's unfair that some get to have sex and I have to miss out cause I was ABSTINENT like God TOLD ME to be!
You are weak like a little baby. Stop watching Fruits Basket and watch Point Blank with Lee Marvin and Taxi Driver. Stop eating quiche. Start doing pull ups on jungle gyms in bad neighborhoods and running in the morning in a ratty gray sweat suit. Grab the pearl and ride the dragon's wings you sad bastard, because only then will you truly be able to pick up women and understand their evil ways.
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