LIBERTARIANS: AN ENDANGERED SPECIES
CAST OF CHARACTERS
Mangy : A contaminated rabbit
Vinth : as himself
Ted Nugent: as himself
SCENE: edge of the woods near a major U.S. army installation. Vince and Ted have decided to go hunting today and happen upon a sick looking rabbit.
<enter Vince and Ted from stage right>
Vinth: I'm so glad you asked me to go hunting with you, Ted... you're still gonna let be blow you later, right?
Ted: Whoah! Down Submariner! We'll get to that later ... Wait! ... What's that? It looks like a sickly rabbit.
Vinth: Can I shoot it? I can shoot real good. I have lots of uncles who showed me how to shoot real good. I defended my whole family against Maoist asians once!
Ted: Put down your Daisy, Vinth. That rabbit is in trouble and needs our help.
* Feel free to add on.