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Old May 30th, 2003, 12:42 PM       
LIBERTARIANS: AN ENDANGERED SPECIES

CAST OF CHARACTERS

Mangy : A contaminated rabbit
Vinth : as himself
Ted Nugent: as himself

SCENE: edge of the woods near a major U.S. army installation. Vince and Ted have decided to go hunting today and happen upon a sick looking rabbit.

<enter Vince and Ted from stage right>

Vinth: I'm so glad you asked me to go hunting with you, Ted... you're still gonna let be blow you later, right?

Ted: Whoah! Down Submariner! We'll get to that later ... Wait! ... What's that? It looks like a sickly rabbit.

Vinth: Can I shoot it? I can shoot real good. I have lots of uncles who showed me how to shoot real good. I defended my whole family against Maoist asians once!

Ted: Put down your Daisy, Vinth. That rabbit is in trouble and needs our help.

* Feel free to add on.
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