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Old Feb 16th, 2010, 02:40 PM       
The First Time I Got Some Anal Sex (and second to last)

I was out drinking with an ex one time and we went back to her place later that night. After a bit of making out I start to undress her and she starts to stop me as I unbutton her pants.

She says to me between a kiss, "Hey, it's that time of the month."

I tell her that it's cool and I'm fine with just making out. She says, "No, no, no. You can go through the back door."

I kinda paused and gave her The People's Eyebrow. I hadn't ever done anal sex before because it isn't something that really turns me on. So naturally, I said, "Aight." We went at that for a bit and once we were both done I began to pull out my german soldier.

As I watched my little man come out of her I looked on in horror as a thick brown streak went from the base of the condom all the way to the tip

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