True Bedroom Stories (Virgins come take notes)

[MattJack]

The First Time I Got Some Anal Sex (and second to last)

I was out drinking with an ex one time and we went back to her place later that night. After a bit of making out I start to undress her and she starts to stop me as I unbutton her pants.

She says to me between a kiss, "Hey, it's that time of the month."

I tell her that it's cool and I'm fine with just making out. She says, "No, no, no. You can go through the back door."

I kinda paused and gave her The People's Eyebrow. I hadn't ever done anal sex before because it isn't something that really turns me on. So naturally, I said, "Aight." We went at that for a bit and once we were both done I began to pull out my german soldier.

As I watched my little man come out of her I looked on in horror as a thick brown streak went from the base of the condom all the way to the tip

[Terra]

Originally Posted by MattJack

The First Time I Got Some Anal Sex (and second to last)

I was out drinking with an ex one time and we went back to her place later that night. After a bit of making out I start to undress her and she starts to stop me as I unbutton her pants.

She says to me between a kiss, "Hey, it's that time of the month."

I tell her that it's cool and I'm fine with just making out. She says, "No, no, no. You can go through the back door."

I kinda paused and gave her The People's Eyebrow. I hadn't ever done anal sex before because it isn't something that really turns me on. So naturally, I said, "Aight." We went at that for a bit and once we were both done I began to pull out my german soldier.

As I watched my little man come out of her I looked on in horror as a thick brown streak went from the base of the condom all the way to the tip

You made her a member of the colonoscopy club.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Originally Posted by MattJack

I kinda paused and gave her The People's Eyebrow.

Originally Posted by MattJack

As I watched my little man come out of her I looked on in horror as a thick brown streak went from the base of the condom all the way to the tip

Casualties of war. I've only had one mishap when it comes to that dept. We were both really drunk and I think she pooped the bed. But it was small like an owl pellet.