A quick yet serious question

[JediScum]

Emperor Norton?!? That wanna be San Franciscan-piece-of shit-emperor. He's been suceeded, though, he is still "Protector of Mexico". Bill Bixby replaced him in the emperor gig. Then Bixby got cancer and died. It was offered to Jello Biafra but he declined for probably personal reasons. Tried to give to the spirit of Alferd Packer but he's dead, cannibalistic, is hugely celebrated in Colorado and will steal your girlfriend off your lap if you don't watch him.
I've heard the role of "Emperor" has been offered to many.... all have declined for some reason or another.

1) The guy who invented NyQuil. Nobody knows who he/she is.
2) Wolfgang Puck. Hospitalized with a severe burn and so doped on Vicodin he couldn't understand the question.
3) Mike Patton. Unavailable.
4) James Hetfield. Unavailable.
5) This guy i talked to for a couple minutes in Mississippi one time... he seemed into it but refused when it wasn't Antartica.

Hell, i don't know.... what's so cool about Emperor Norton anyway?