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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 05:45 AM        A quick yet serious question
How is it that on this great site there is not a single mention of Our Imperial Emperor The Great Norton I?
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 11:04 AM       
I guess no one ever said "NORTON!!! Get over here Norton! Bang! Zoom!"
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 11:09 AM       
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How is it that on this great site there is not a single mention of Our Imperial Emperor The Great Norton I?
because everyone understands Micky Mouse, few understand Herman Hesse, but no one understands Emperor Norton I
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 11:28 AM       
Because esoteric name dropping is considered a faux pas here
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 01:45 PM       
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Because esoteric name dropping is considered a faux pas here
But my buddy August Derleth said esoteric name dropping is cool! Did he lie to me again? Dammit, this is just like that time he said sacrificing my neighbors to Dagon wouldn't get me into any trouble!
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 02:23 PM       
Oh come on. You'd think a site like I-Mockary would be celebrating a crazy guy who made himself king.
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 02:26 PM       
Some of us know who he is. Some of us don't. Who does and who doesn't tells you nothing at all about what we are like. Stop being coy.
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 10:56 PM       
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Oh come on. You'd think a site like I-Mockary would be celebrating a crazy guy who made himself king.
Obviously SOMEONE hasn't checked out our hilarious Idi Amin minimock.



There are a great many things I have looked up on Wikipedia during an average day at work, but I will never, ever look up the person you keep mentioning.
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 11:27 PM       
May I fag this poster up a tad (more)?
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 11:33 PM       
C'mon guys, I know you know about Philippus Theophrastus Aureolus Bombastus von Hohenheim! Alright, I'll fill you in? You remember the big laser, Paracelcus' Sword, you used to SPOILER kill Nemesis at the end of Resident Evil 3? Quit bitching, you knew he was going to die. Yeah, he invented that.
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Old Oct 12th, 2007, 12:35 AM       
Emperor Norton?!? That wanna be San Franciscan-piece-of shit-emperor. He's been suceeded, though, he is still "Protector of Mexico". Bill Bixby replaced him in the emperor gig. Then Bixby got cancer and died. It was offered to Jello Biafra but he declined for probably personal reasons. Tried to give to the spirit of Alferd Packer but he's dead, cannibalistic, is hugely celebrated in Colorado and will steal your girlfriend off your lap if you don't watch him.
I've heard the role of "Emperor" has been offered to many.... all have declined for some reason or another.

1) The guy who invented NyQuil. Nobody knows who he/she is.
2) Wolfgang Puck. Hospitalized with a severe burn and so doped on Vicodin he couldn't understand the question.
3) Mike Patton. Unavailable.
4) James Hetfield. Unavailable.
5) This guy i talked to for a couple minutes in Mississippi one time... he seemed into it but refused when it wasn't Antartica.

Hell, i don't know.... what's so cool about Emperor Norton anyway?
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Old Oct 12th, 2007, 12:06 AM       
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There are a great many things I have looked up on Wikipedia during an average day at work, but I will never, ever look up the person you keep mentioning.
At the peremtory request of a large majority of the citizens of these United States, I, Joshua Norton, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, and now for the past nine years and ten months of San Francisco, California, declare and proclaim myself Emperor of these U.S., and in virtue of the authority thereby in me vested, do hereby order and direct the representatives of the different States of the Union to assemble in the Musical Hall of this city on the 1st day of February next, then and there to make such alterations in the existing laws of the Union as may ameliorate the evils under which the country is laboring, and thereby cause confidence to exist, both at home and abroad, in our stability and integrity.

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Old Oct 13th, 2007, 02:56 PM       
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 02:48 PM       
I second Max. Your pretentiousness is annoying.
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 03:14 PM       
I feel you, Vila! WHY must we be forced to post with IMBECILES who don't even understand HARTMAN'S LAW OF PRESCRIPTIVIST RETALIATION?!?!?!
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 10:19 PM       
Ya'll are traitors to your Emperor!
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Old Oct 12th, 2007, 11:38 PM       
Cliffnotes?
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Old Oct 16th, 2007, 01:42 PM       
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crazy guy or genius? only his hairdresser knows for sure....
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Old Oct 13th, 2007, 08:17 PM       
I am neither awesome nor unique, Max. Though I do have a sence of humor that is darker than the skidmarks in a homeless mans underwear. I like Southern Comfort, Horror Flicks, Twisted Sarcasm, and home made medieval weaponry.

If I ever find my self in San Fran I'm leaving Our Emperor a couple bottles of Arrogant Bastard Ale.

womti... your just a prozac kinda kid arnt you? I wish you a scrotum rash that makes everything taste like mustard.
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Old Oct 16th, 2007, 01:08 PM       
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