Seth: What the fuck are you talking about? Its not like what I write is that hard to come up with. It doesn't take any time at all, let alone type it out.
The "long first post" is a trade mark baiting tactic I've been using since I got here, and it still works apparently so I see no reason to change it.
Then the rest of the posts degenerate into, well what you see plastered on this board now.